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Now Ogmplokaa’s dealt with, more questions arise. Will Asphodel ever find a book in this library? Can you do a rail grind in clogs? Do the Beastie Boys exist in the land of Meridia?

It’s boss battle time. Can Asphodel, Coolguy and Melksham decode the puzzle? Are any of these books pissless? Does D&D allow for infinitely large clogs? What exactly are Sailor Points? And will we find out in this episode?

Snek is tempted by the Libray, while Coolguy incites a bard duel. Melksham is inspired by a butt, and Asphodel finally encounters a book.

The gang meets a flamboyant fellow captive of the Libray. We learn about Gwendolyn Thundermere, fluids, and the Dungeon ASMRster’s apparent fetish.

Coolguy steps right up! Melksham gets deep into (too many) religions, and Dr. Cardigan gets approximately 3% weaker.

Join our heroes in the Libray of Clamity! Coolguy, Asphodel and Melksham contend with mischievous spirits and a barber with a rat problem.

Melksham gets to know the ‘real’ part of town. Dr. Cardigan meets a fellow history buff. Coolguy tries their hand at karaoke.

Melksham gambles with some tricksy gnomes. Coolguy gets a new hat. Asphodel mainly leaves them to it.

Dr Asphodel Cardigan receives a mysterious letter from a still-more mysterious correspondent. Coolguy broods; Melksham encounters an old friend.

Shhhhhh…