Abandon Ship!

Bashir flops and croaks, Kira blows her top, Quark is on his knees, and everyone is hoppin' and skippin' all over the place in this bizarre trip through whatever they were smoking back in the 90s.

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Bashir is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG

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DS9 tries its hand at a classic Trek courtroom episode, but will it live up to the legacy, or fall flat on its face like Bashir trying to save a damsel in distress?

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Q is in this episode half as well as we should like, and we like less than half of it half as well as it deserves. Also, something about whales.

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A mysterious reptile-man from an unknown part of the galaxy shows up at the wormhole, and they pair him up with the most folksy howdy doody swell guy Earth has to offer. Everyone is very lucky O'Brien isn't eaten on sight.

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A day in the life of O'Brien shows why labor unions are important and so is maintaining proper staffing for healthy work-life balance. Also, something happens with a virus.

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This week: Odo vs The Deep-Voiced Band of Bigoted Bajorans. Also: Nog and Jake start their friendship, Keiko finds a purpose, and Bashir can't stop bringing the cringe.

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Is Garak a flamboyant James Bond, or is he just being gay-baited? Does Bashir care? Does Bashir ever know what's going on or where he is? Meanwhile, Kira struggles with her identity and her cause, and makes some tough choices.

Jonathan and Tasheena deep dive into Emissary: Part 2, and talk about everything from grief and loss to "does Odo enjoy being manhandled as an inanimate object?" This fantastic conclusion to the pilot episode puts DS9 on the right track and hits all those sweet Star Trek notes.

The journey begins! Jonathan and Tasheena have abandoned ship from their old pod and blast off into the world of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the only thing worth talking about anyway. In this episode they discover the richness of DS9 was there right from the start, and also how bizarre it is that O'Brian has a favorite transporter room.