Abbott and Costello talk about paying their income tax. Lou tells the story Jack In The Beanstalk and Bud keeps interrupting. Bud takes Lou to a tax accountant. Lou finds he owes no income tax if he makes no money. People keep giving Lou money that they owe him. Lou wins $3000 in a raffle. Lou tries to give the money away but can't...he just gets more.

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Every time Lou hears a lie, he hears a horn. Bud feels Lou ought to have a will and hires a lawyer to write one; anything to get that $28 from Lou.

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Costello wants to join the circus. Abbott loses his place in the script.

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Lou is dressed up like Napoleon. He wants that part in a movie. Bud says he is not the type. Bud rehearses Lou on how to be romantic. Lou asks people if they would like him to be Napoleon. They enact the play with Melonhead being the director.

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Lou discovers the notion of income tax and doesn't like it.

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Costello is now the mayor of North Hollywood. After a routine about battling Indians, the boys try to capture Cactus Pete.

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Abbott and Costello are running a pet shop and Lou brings in a dog. Costello waits on customers. Mrs Niles brings in a dog for AC to take care of. Lou goes to get a license for the dog. Lou shows up at the marriage license area. He loses the dog. Abbott and Costello go looking for the dog. They search for the dog in a deserted house. They find the dog with Ken Niles.

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Lou has been out planting in the garden. Lou shoots at a crow in the garden. He hits Mrs Niles and she threatens to sue him. Lou has to go to court. He goes looking for character witnesses. Lou is in court. Bud gets him Melonhead for a lawyer.

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Abbott and Costello were an American comedy duo composed of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, whose work on radio and in film and television made them the most popular comedy team of the 1940s and early 1950s. The show mixed comedy with musical interludes and special guests.

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Abbott is putting on a new play, called, "They Just Got Wind Of Costello In Alaska" or "Smellbound." Who's going to be the leading lady?

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