Abby and Amy Know Nothing

Episode 8: "Let's Waka Waka-bout it!"

A&A have never 'felt' so excited to welcome their 8th ventrilo-guest to the podcast; Jay Tyson (Puppeteer, Puppet Maker, former Muppet performer, and current kind man.) The ladies have 'sew' many questions about puppets and puppet making!
- What constitutes a puppet?
- Does a puppet have a skeletal frame?
- But most importantly, what the heck is the hand-stick-thingy called???

Listen in and find out all you want to know about Puppets, Muppets, and more. 



NEXT EPISODE:  June 10th, 2021

Episode 7: "Smooth Hop-erator"

In A&A's seventh episode, the ladies do a swan dive into the vast keg of beer knowledge.  Their guest expert, Guy McCarty (Rusty Rail Brewing Company's Brewery Manager, father, and good-humored dude) teaches A&A how making beer is both simple and complicated.

With their inexperience (One 'A' is a wine-gal, the other 'A' can't have beer), they hypothesize some crazy ideas on how beer is made: What are the base ingredients in beer? Do they add real food to flavored beers? But most importantly, can yeast urinate?  




Next Episode: May 27th, 2021

Episode 6: "Bank-Woopsie!"

In A&A's sixth episode, the ladies welcome Bankruptcy Attorney, George Oliver (Father, avid and overly-busy volunteer, musician). George's sense of humor and kindness does not mask the fact that A&A KNOW NOTHING about this topic and it's quite frankly, embarrassing.

They find themselves positing a lot of theories; What happens to all your debt when you file? Why is Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos? and... Do you file for bankruptcy in the Seventh Circle of the DMV?

Hopefully, this episode teaches you a little about Bankruptcy. A&A certainly learned something! But they quickly forgot it all...




Next Episode: May 13th, 2021!!

Episode 5: Lightning Round - "The Few, The Proud, The CLUELESS"
A&A welcome Military Veteran and Guest Expert, Matthew Leffler (U.S. Marine, Husband, Father, and all around great guy) in our first Lightning Round episode! (Get used to these. They will make more appearances.)

What the heck is a Jarhead? Scuttlebutt just sounds dirty... and why in the H-E-Double Hockey-Sticks are crayons so revered?

In this episode, the ladies quickly realize that one of them is out of her depth and the other remembers quite a lot from her upbringing.

Take a listen and relish in your intelligence. A&A certainly cannot...




NEXT EPISODE: 4/29/21

Episode 4: "The Vinyl Countdown" is a turntable of conversation about the long-standing and historic LP Record.

A&A really have NO CLUE how they are made, when they were invented, how they work, OR how the heck to properly say "vitrola"- er, "victrola"... "victor-ola"? Gah, you know what we mean!

Join the ladies and their amazing guest expert, Nick McGaw (Owner/Operator of Endless Records and all around hilarious dude) in our fourth episode of ABBY AND AMY KNOW NOTHING.





Episode 5 releasing April 15th!

Episode 3: "9021-Oh, No She Didn't!" is a 'totally fly' exploration into the pop culture classic, Beverly Hills 90210.

Our guest expert, Syreeta Combs-Cannaday (professional fundraiser for Hollins University, 'The Bomb' mom, and a 'hella' great chef) sets us aright with her self-learned expertise in all things 90210. However... ONLY after A&A talk at length about 90s nostalgia, angst over parental authority, and how Saved By The Bell  is essentially 90210 but with Screech.



'BOOYAH!'
Episode 4 released April 1st, 2021.

"IV-F*** Me!" is a deep dive into the IVF (In Vitro Fertilization) journey of a new mom. Merry Flatt is this episode's expert: a school teacher, loving wife and mother!

Abby and Amy are fascinated with how this miraculous science happens. How do they get those eggs fertilized? Is Marvin Gaye played to set the mood? But most importantly, do they supply swimming lessons for the sperm??




Our third episode drops March 18th, 2021!!

"Meteorolo-GEE!"
Join us in our INAUGURAL EPISODE as we cover the science of meteorology with our guest expert, Ellen Bacca. (Michigan Meteorologist and all around bad a**!)

In this episode, Abby and Amy answer the age old questions: Is rain God's tears? How is hail formed? And what the heck is a 'trifecta of suck'? Unequivocally proving that they KNOW NOTHING. Why are you surprised? It's in the title. 

Our second episode drops March 4th 2021! 

Abby and Amy Know Nothing! No... literally, their knowledge base is severely lacking. However, that doesn't stop them from living in denial about how much they actually know! 

Join them in this teaser trailer as they hypothesize and outright guess on surprise topics and subjects. Their riffing and jokes will leave you giggling... and more than likely have you judging them a smidge. 

INAUGURAL EPISODE will be uploaded February 18th! 

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