Kai Havertz was the hero of the hour as Chelsea narrowly defeated Newcastle in a game where soccer felt like a secondary storyline. James Benge joins from Stamford Bridge to report on the result and the surreal atmosphere. Plus, Luis Miguel Echegaray and Heath Pearce discuss the Premier League relegation battle, the disharmony among PSG fans, and how the eight teams preparing for Champions League action go on over the weekend.

00:24 -- Chelsea's weird win

14:29 -- Relegation fighters: Marsch's greatest win, Everton in free fall

23:33 -- Liverpool's Salah standoff

30:30 -- Champions League report cards

41:01 -- Napoli & Milan get the job done

47:30 -- PSG fans boo Messi & Neymar

54:41 -- A 'banner' week for MLS

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