Big oil is our sponsor and that really makes these tree huggers mad. They ruin the show. Aldo Campana gets his hair cut. 

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My boys are coming over for the big game! Little do they know what the actual game is. Mwahahahahaha! Kam Patterson and David Jolly explore their love for each other. Ben Beatbox is autistic and on beat. 

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My dad is back! Me and him get to play lightsaber. Also my mom crashed my show and won’t leave! Ugh! Such a drag! And she brought my stupid step dad and step brother. At least I get to hang out with my real dad! Ali Al Sayed says hello and Du-bye!. Martin Phillips raps!

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Liz slept in and now Lukas is scrambling to find a new cohost! Who will he pick?? Deric Poston hates the smoke alarm sound. Simon Hughes is an excited pup. 

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Mutual combat is legal in the state of Texas. Fights keep breaking out during the show. Christophe Jean hasn’t been to the dentist. The Lizardman says freak shows were ran by con men. 

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The local theater troupe from Tyler Texas put on a play to teach Lukas and Liz the true, unabridged history of their lovely small town. Phillip Garcia loves a good cig on special occasions. 

This was a Special Absolute Show, taped in front of a live audience at the Cheesin’ Fest in Tyler, TX.

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A spider is loose in the venue, but the show must go on. Can Lukas and liz survive? Thank God for our writers, Ike and Colton, who are spider experts. Heath Cordes is addicted to Capri sun. Bane Jane likes to keep it on the concrete. 

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Lukas confronts God. Liz is a strong believer in Science. Kurt Metzger is a feminist hero. Jack Timmons is not gay!

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A door guy won’t let Lukas and Liz in the VIP club. Lill Good is cool with gay people. Mike Cannon loves 3 on 3 basketball.

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Our writer, Ike, really wanna to skate for this episode. Lukas really hated the idea. But it was the best idea we had this week. Sara Weinshenk and Yoshi Obayashi join us. 

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