Absolutely No Adventures

By Destiny HowellLeisure Fiction Comedy Fiction Drama

Absolutely No Adventures episodes

October 14 S3E1 - 3.1 Back in Business
In which Sig is offered a quest.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
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15 min
October 07 Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!
Welcome to the Brass Eagle is a ten episode fantasy fiction audio drama about a teleporting tavern.
Episode 2 is out now on the Brass Eagle feed wherever you listen to podcasts!
Amara is a musician who has always dreamed of bigger things. As she travels with her band, she chases rumors of the legendary Brass Eagle Tavern until she finds herself on its doorstep. The transcript for this episode can be found here.⁠⁠
Follow us on social media @brasseaglepod for updates, and check out our website at⁠⁠ www.brasseaglepod.com⁠⁠
1 hr 4 min
September 16 Presenting: Sidequesting
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting!
Crowdfunding Link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4
For more information, check out https://sidequestingpod.com/
ALSO, ANA Season 3 starts October 14th!
1 min
April 08 Pre-Season 3 Announcement
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026!
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1 min
February 12 Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!
Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places
Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…
This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf.
CAST:
Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket
Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls
Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows
Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t
Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller
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CREDITS:
Produced by Elliot Davis
Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty
Theme Song by BE/HOLD
Produced by Many Sided Media
1 hr 53 min
January 08 S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
In which Sig has a family reunion.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.
Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
40 min
October 28, 2025 S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
In which Sibella has a change of heart.
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
23 min
October 21, 2025 S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
In which Sibella shows school spirit.
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
18 min
October 14, 2025 S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
19 min
October 07, 2025 S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
In which old curses are relitigated.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/
Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
19 min

About Absolutely No Adventures

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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one…