Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users

Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users

By Ian 'Spoon Sense' CrawfordComedy
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Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users episodes

  • Episode 19: Murder at Cutlery College

    Ian 'Spoon Sense' Crawford tells us about his student days studying at Cutlery College and reveals the horrific tale of the phantom spoon murders. Is it an evil spirit from beyond the grave or something or someone else closer to home? Listen to find out the answer if you dare!

    You can find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com  and follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense

    19 min
  • Episode 18: Spooner Park

    In this episode cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford tell us about his plans to develop a cutlery based theme park. Find out about his plans for Spooner Park and Cutlery Corner including the best and safest forkin' rollercoaster in the world.

    Don't forget to follow or subscribe. You can find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com  and follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense

    14 min
  • Episode 17: Invasion of the Sporks

    In this episode there really is trouble at the mill when cutlery safety adviser Ian Crawford tell us about the worrying possibility that the Steel & Cutlery Manufacturers Association may be bought out and merged with the Takasha-Xiao-Li Plastic Corporation. 

    Find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com
    Follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense

    11 min
  • Episode 16: The Titanic meets Agatha Christie and Inspector Fork

    Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford tells us about his Great Grandfather's heroic deeds aboard the Titanic, we are reminded about dining safety and etiquette and Ian also tells us about his soon to be published murder mystery cutlery crime series.

    This episode also features a promotion for the highly recommended Release the Clowns sketch comedy podcast.
    Find out more about Ian and get in touch with any feedback, comments and requests via the website www.safecutlery.com

    11 min
  • Episode 15: The Forking Amazing Trip to Mars

    In this exciting episode Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford considers chocolate cutlery, dogs in space and motorway service station toilets. He also exclusively tells us about his recent exciting trip to Mars. 

    Find out more about Ian and get in touch with any feedback, comments and requests via the website www.safecutlery.com

    13 min
  • Episode 14: The Fork Ness Monster and other mysteries

    Cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford reveals some of the mysterious case studies that have been reported to the Steel & Cutlery Manufacturers Association. To find out more about Ian and cutlery safety see www.safecutlery.com 

    Like, share and follow but most of all stay safe with your cutlery!

    11 min
  • Episode 13: Innocence and forkfulness

    Ian gets some good news from the police. To celebrate he takes some time to focus on the fork in a relaxation and yoga retreat. There are some mishaps, misunderstandings and plenty of forking fun. If you enjoy these podcasts please follow, share and like or rate! Stay safe and checkout the website to find out more: www.safecutlery.com

    10 min
  • Episode 12: The East Coast Murder

    Ian confesses to his motivation behind the ongoing obsession with cutlery safety. What really happened in his teenage years that now drives him on his quest to save the world from the dangers of cutlery? A female cousin, a hotel room and a teaspoon all had their part to play in this tragic and murderous tale.

    If you enjoy these podcasts please follow, share and like or rate! Stay safe and checkout the website to find out more: www.safecutlery.com

    14 min
  • Episode 11: Steel at the wheel

    The episode where cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford warns us about the dangers of using cutlery when driving and also shares some amazing innovations for improving road safety as well as improving eating habits. 

    Send feedback, comments and suggestions via the contact form at www.safecutlery.com

    9 min
  • Episode 10: Marriage and Bowling

    The episode where cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford tells us about his wife, DIY Dave, Kutlery-4-Kidz and his special friend Ann from down the road. Send feedback, comments and suggestions via the contact form at www.safecutlery.com

    Stay safe!

    8 min

About Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users

From the publisher's feed

Ian Crawford (Cutlery Safety Expert) is helping to make the world a safer and happier place, one teaspoon at a time. Think once, think twice, think fork, spoon and knife!