Accidentally Derivative

In Jason and Marcus's first live show, they talk about Jason's encounter with a very conspiracy-minded phlebotomist, the strange shortage of cocktail menus, and ask the question, "Just how clean is your belt?"

Jason and Marcus ponder the distinction of practice vs. performance, prepping for a hurricane, how mesmerizing train videos can be, wet wiping, and the taste of Betamax.

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RailCowgirl's YouTube channel

Jason's eye bra

Little Rock's Cinema 150

Toto Bidet Toilet Seats

Jason and Marcus discuss the linear nature of time, cool movie credits, authors reading their own books, the perils of the unexpected sex scene in movies watched on airplanes, and the plague of people listening to music on speakers in public.

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Creativity, Inc. by Ed Catmull

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey

Rock Me Amadeus by Falco (Salieri Mix)

Jason and Marcus discuss dishwasher and microwave safe-ness, the possibility that the universe is a simulation, and the horrors of unwashed basil.

Jason and Marcus discuss haircuts and movie theaters, Marcus talks about an unusual task related to a project he's working on, and Jason laments the various eccentricities of his hair and how, unsurprisingly, he has to take every new barber or not-stylist through an orientation before they cut his hair the first time.

Jason gives a smoke alarm update, and he and Marcus discuss furnace filters, backup singers, the mystery of Kiss From a Rose, and the wild world of stuntpeople.

Jason and Marcus discuss the philosophies regarding dishwasher dish arrangement and laundry machine settings and share smoke alarm related horror stories. But, you know, it's more interesting than that. Promise.

Jason and Marcus discuss second puberty, the myriad citrus sodas of the world, what happens when food that is way too hot goes into your mouth, further dentistry hang-ups, and complications of slow-close toilet seats.

Jason and Marcus discuss the Dallas/Dynasty Cinematic Universe, the nuances of music and lyric writing, going maskless in WDW, the post-apocalyptic world of Charlie Brown, yelling in your sleep, and develop yet another product that will doubtless become a major success.

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The Tommy Westphall St. Elsewhere Universe

Jason and Marcus discuss the farmer's tan, procrastinating hanging a television, the satisfaction one gets from peeling the plastic off of electronics, expensive junk mail, screwing future you, and a personal tragedy of Jason's that is indirectly related to noted science guy, Bill Nye.