Accidentally Derivative

Accidentally Derivative

By Marcus VowellLeisure
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Accidentally Derivative episodes

  • Episode 72: #silencethecans

    Jason and Marcus discuss haircuts and trimming one's eyebrows, Jason tells a tale of Elvis (not THAT Elvis), the pair ponder the possible vocation of funeral photographer, and Jason and Marcus plot out a crowdsourcing guerilla operation to silence a percussive menace in the Disney Parks.

    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 71: Coming Back to the Milk

    Jason and Marcus lament smart notifications, Jason floats a theory that his AirPods may be stalking him, they discuss the social contract as regards ordering food, and ponder just how crucial the sense of smell is.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 70: Manfriend

    Jason and Marcus discuss the joy of new Post-Its, misheard words and lyrics, Jason confesses to accidental snailicide, they try to solve what the adult version of "girlfriend" is, Jason has a run-in with a medical brochure in the men's room, and we have an update on The Ted Situation™

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 69: The Ted Situation

    Jason and Marcus discuss their upcoming excursion to Takumi-Tei, classic television shows, screening calls in the future, being naked in one's kitchen, and Marcus describes a developing situation with a weird neighbor which Jason somehow makes weirder.

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 68: Socially Acceptable Wrinkles

    Marcus recounts his photography and trivia woes, Jason recalls his perfect Frasier moment, they discuss food machinery and a possible business opportunity, and how ironing is hindering the advancement of the human race.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 67: Flaming Box Draggers

    Jason and Marcus discuss creepy dolls and even creepier children, the plot holes in the Thriller video, Jason's fear of the automotively encountered plastic bag, and Marcus's smoke detector mystery arrives at a conclusion.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 66: Overdriven Kenny G

    Jason worries about being replaced by Cousin Oliver, he and Marcus discuss the nuances of personal identity, the "hold the bus" conundrum, Marcus gives an update on the smoke alarm situation, and Jason gives an update on his ear canal. All before taking on the complicated social issue of the decorative towel.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 65: CRISPR Gayle

    Jason and Marcus discuss mowers and landscaping, including the exciting conclusion of the Zero-Turn Confrontation, gene editing, the existential dread of childhood, Jason's faulty ear canal, and an interesting gum that boasts its own enduring unpleasantness.

    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 64: Aspirational Belt Hanger

    Jason and Marcus talk about how they apparently can't complain, discuss belts and suitcase wheels, Jason tells the tale of his very weird flight, they develop the Show Recommendation Release Form, and Jason has a brush with death from a would-be horror movie antagonist on his lanai.

    1 hr 17 min

About Accidentally Derivative

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Jason and Marcus talking about the various aspects of the human condition, living near the Disney parks, owning homes, these kids today, movies, music, and many other topics. It's a meandering hodgepodge of non-sequitur nonsense, and honestly, probably isn't worth paying attention to.