Jason and Marcus discuss the woes of timing the ordering of replacement toiletries and the demise of the Dash Button, and Jason unveils "Plan 50," his project to establish numerous new habits before he turns 50. Also, Jason has multiple technical difficulties with his audio.

Jason and Marcus remember Pepperidge Farm, talk about cookies both real and virtual, discuss many of the woes of air travel, compare travel backpack contents, and introduce a new listener-supported segment to the show: Accidentally Derivative Ps and Qs.

Jason brings back from his trip to the west coast a tale of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Monday.

Jason talks about all of the drama that occurred when he left his hair salon and went around the corner to his optometrist, he and Marcus discuss their distaste for the Hard Sell™ in both eyeglasses vendors and car dealerships, marvel at Carvana's car vending machine, Jason talks about Rollerblade Dude, and they both discuss the Nuchal Ligament without knowing that's what it's called.

Jason and Marcus take questions from the audience and tell stories about whiskey blending, tequila tasting, shooting safety videos, Impressions de France, and jelly.

Jason and Marcus tackle the topic of alien ghosts, various aspects of dreaming as humans and as dogs, overly loud live music in restaurants, leaving the tails on shrimp, and we get an update on Jason's sous salonist issues.

Jason and Marcus discuss the interesting phenomenon of Committee Face and context-based attractiveness, Marcus shares his admiration for "Mad" Jack Churchill, and Jason tells the epic tale of the DMV Crack.

The pair appreciate Lionel Ritchie, discuss the otherworldly NotMilk, Jason tells the tale of the rock-work guy next door, and the pair share their feelings and frustrations on the subject of belligerent sidewalk merging.

The exciting continuation of Jason's Tale of the Deluge and the pair discover the ins and outs of peanut butter management.

Jason and Marcus discuss the different meanings of the word "quite," we get an update on what's been going on with the Pregnancy Pillow lately, and Jason tells the first part of the Tale of the Deluge.