Accidentally Derivative

Jason has a disconcerting culinary experience and Marcus has jury duty

Jason tells of a legendary new gas station entree, and Marcus tells the tale of almost dying and all of the frustrations and revelations that came with it.

In a glorious, two-hour special, Jason and Marcus discuss overgrown trees, unexpected butter, a dodgily-named rental company, encountering strange people at the movies, grocery store, and on the road.

In the show's final episode, recorded live in front of a virtual audience, the guys talk about flying with interesting people, a strange man in the neighborhood, Jason plays some Sneaky Sasquatch, and they answer some questions about the show. Thank you so much for listening!

The guys discuss senioritis, ponder a missing word from a bumper sticker, raise a metaphorical glass to the memory of magnetic tape, and Marcus shares his intense distaste for a particular 1990's science fiction movie.

The guys discuss book "lyrics", appliance woes of many kinds, the affliction that is "swamp waist", board games, Jason discovers Affresh, and Marcus rants about Spotify's ineffective shuffling abilities.

The guys ponder the requirements for a "syndrome," discuss wet shoes and cleaning up people you've spilled Diet Coke on, and discover some of the intricacies of etiquette in the Japanese onsen.

The guys start the show singing Thompson Twins, and it devolves from there into discussion about burning Jawas, the epic saga of Jonathan and Logan, and pondering the life cycle of butterflies.

Jason tells of an incident involving a "flat" turtle, the guys discuss automated cars, Ze Frank's Earth Sandwich, the Japanese word for "rabbit," and different aspects of sleeping.

Jason shares the concern his sleep monitoring software is showing for him, the pair discuss hotel headboards, RV dealerships, and postal awkwardness. Jason then recounts the trouble he once had with a government toilet. The guys also do a Ps and Qs.