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Episode 16 goes out live on Halloween with a caboose barbershop and a farewell to No Agenda, which signed off after 19 years. A PS5 jailbreak opens the first big question: who owns the games you paid for? It covers Sony's firmware leash, the end of game discs in 2028, GTA 6's code in a box, and the Stop Killing Games fight in Brussels and Sacramento. A Ukrainian drone simulator and a Purdue drone that chases runners through the woods lead into the long history of the military-entertainment complex, from ARPANET's Maze War and Marine Doom to America's Army, Army recruiting on Twitch, and spies in World of Warcraft. A former New Hampshire lawmaker and her partner get the Wood Chipper Award. Mark Wahlberg's Mossad joke resurfaces, and a cruise-for-life ship strands its residents in Cambodia. Then the week's fear porn gets stacked up: bases planning for 90 days off the grid, stockpile warnings, a Russian Bulava launch, air defense on a barge at Mar-a-Lago, Army mass-grave drills and Global Thunder. It ends with Warhound, a CIA-backed startup that plans to clone and gene-edit war dogs, and the Army's 1960s Super Dog program that came first.

Episode 15 opens with a week of stitches and a loose tooth. Regulators shoot down a plan to cut data centers off first when the grid runs short, the White House puts up $25 million for fraud tips, and Snickers sells a candy bar for your chatbot. A report says the Pentagon set up a secret office to sabotage foreign tech, China aims for the Moon by 2030, and U.S. murders fall to a seventy-year low. A bleached coral heals just by touching its healthy twin, and a fusion startup says it can turn mercury into gold. A French activist gets the Wood Chipper Award, Brussels warns about weaponized migration, and Ali G is back. Then the second half opens two UN rulebooks most people never read: Codex Alimentarius, the book of food, and Agenda 21, the book of land. It covers the vitamin war, the Nazi origin story, lab-grown egg in the grocery aisle, 15-minute cities and "you'll own nothing," and ends with Washington walking out of the UN while Europe sets its own limits on vitamins.

Episode 14 runs on windshield time and a chest cold. A bacterium from a Japanese tree frog's gut wiped out colorectal tumors in every mouse it touched. Tesla's new Roadster flips in the air on compressed-air thrusters, and Ilhan Omar's home gets searched over decades-old immigration papers. 153 countries sign a UN pandemic pledge, and the U.S. leans on Ukraine to stop hitting Russian refineries, which is where the red diesel joke comes from. Hackers cook the fridges at hundreds of French supermarkets, and a Lee's Summit pastor gets the Wood Chipper Award. Then the second half goes deep on surveillance: Israeli spyware delivered through ordinary online ads, ten "friendly reminder" backdoor claims checked against the leaks, smart TVs that read your screen, and 6G networks that can sense your body with no phone at all. It ends on the myth of the rogue AI: in case after case, the real culprit is vague instructions and keys left lying around.

Episode 13 brings a special guest to the table. R'Dacted spent nearly a decade inside Mississippi's youth courts and child welfare system. Our guest walks through how a state with 52 foster homes for every 100 children ends up keeping kids in hotel rooms under contract sitters, at a cost of more than $34 million since 2022, and why that worries anyone who has watched trafficking up close. From there: trafficking numbers that don't agree with each other, the ACEs and PACEs research on childhood trauma, the school-to-prison pipeline, an inside look at Angola, the federal money that follows children into custody, and why the one thing that works every time is community. Before that, Black Vault documents show the Pentagon admitting the official story of some Cold War spy-plane losses may not be what really happened. A real essay calls migrant sexual assault a price worth paying, and the hosts look at how softening language is used to sell the indefensible. Plus the show gets picked up on the No Agenda stream.

Episode 12 kicks off spooky season live from the kitchen table. Alex Jones is back in the old InfoWars studio and nobody will say how, a Honduran caravan rolls north for the sequel nobody asked for, and the FlyDubai cockpit attack gets picked apart frame by frame, plumber and all. Weather War Part Two runs from Civil War battle rain to New Zealand's tsunami bomb, Starfish Prime and the Russian Woodpecker, then circles back for the 1965 CIA memo behind this week's "poisoning the sky" headlines. A Noah's Ark researcher's apartment gets ransacked of everything but the valuables, a congressman won't deny alien hybrid programs, Microsoft and Sony patent ways to pause your game for a commercial, and a used CPU arrives with somebody else's ban. Plus Oxford's camera-enforced traffic filters, 11 Flock cameras in Florida that nobody owns, another carrier headed for Iran, and the Wood Chipper Award for California's AB 2691.

Episode 11 comes to you live, after a week of lessons in complacency. It opens with a bandsaw blade and a fact-check on whether gasoline is a byproduct of diesel (it isn't). The surveillance thread picks up where the show keeps leaving it: Flock and three rival surveillance CEOs skip a Senate hearing named Always Watching, a Florida woman describes 13 days in jail over a plate-reader hit, five Indianapolis officers are charged for tracking people they had no business tracking, and Flock goes after the map that shows 300,000 of its devices. A federal appeals court sides with the Pentagon in labeling Anthropic a national-security supply-chain risk for refusing to drop Claude's limits. A story from Trashman becomes the trolley problem for eco warriors: 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste on the Atlantic floor, visibly leaking, and home to thriving colonies of crabs. After a detour through tarantulas, banana spiders and cobwebs as first aid, it's on to Army Reserve planning for a possible Cuba mission, and a cartel terror designation that's older than the headlines made it sound. The back half gets strange. A screech, possibly saying bad boy, echoes across a mile and a half of Milwaukee, with its roots in the Windsor and Taos hums. Lights hover over Tehran. A viral claim says the Rothschilds just lost control of 22 weather stations. The Wood Chipper Award goes to the Michigan Supreme Court ruling that took more than 20,000 names off the state's sex offender registry. The night ends on a cattle-cloning sales deck promising to turn a steer into a bull. It asks whether you'd eat beef from the grandkids of a clone, and whether you already have. Then come cattle fattened on expired candy: the live marination of the title.

Wiirdo opens by introducing himself as "an AI vibe-coded thought experiment," which turns out to be the theme of the whole night. Current events run through a Greenland basing deal quietly moving forward after the U.S. was flatly refused the last time it came up, a Carpathian Eight summit stitching together fifty-plus agreements nobody outside the region has noticed yet, fuel prices climbing toward a possible trucker strike, and an Oregon ballot initiative that would classify hunting, fishing, trapping, and raising your own food as animal abuse. Then the first-ever Wood Chipper Award goes to a Denver French teacher fired over a graded kissing assignment — and the actual disciplinary review turns out to tell a more careful story than the headline version. After the break, the show changes shape entirely: eight classic thought experiments, run back to back, from the trolley problem's real 1967 abortion-debate origins through Plato's cave, the paperclip maximizer that became congressional shorthand for AI risk, Descartes' evil demon, a Schrödinger's Cat that started life as a joke aimed at his own colleagues, and Roko's Basilisk — which, it turns out, shares its name with a real group linked to six real deaths across three states, a much heavier footnote than the "internet doomsday cult" aside it gets on air. The night closes on breaking news — Netanyahu cutting a U.S. trip short, Trump returning early to the White House, embassy alerts across the Middle East — and a level-headed pivot: the news cycle isn't yours to fix, but the seeds in your yard and the neighbor whose name you don't know yet are.

Wiirdo opens cold with the full Benjamin Fulford clip — the one where he says a former Japanese finance minister told him the country's financial system was handed over because Japan had been threatened with "an earthquake machine" — then spends the next three hours making the case that whether or not that particular story holds up, the ionospheric heater everyone laughed off in the '90s can do most of what the theory actually asks of it. MickeyBravo opens current events with China's new "wetware" data center — literal human neurons grafted to silicon, sixteen million of them, cheaper to run than a GPU cluster and reportedly already raising questions about whether the thing is aware — then pivots into an AI free-speech ruling that cuts a very different way than clean drinking water ever has, Nestlé's stance on whether water is a human right, and a war update where a Houthi advance out of Yemen may have turned on a single deepfaked stand-down order. Then it's twelve clips deep into Holes in Heaven?, HAARP's own 1998 rebuttal documentary — the Secretary of Defense who said the quiet part about earthquake weapons out loud in 1997, the international treaty that only exists because someone already had the technology to ban, and the five graphs, pulled straight off HAARP's own public data feed, showing a dead-steady 2.5 Hz signal for 55 hours before the Fukushima earthquake and nothing after. Along the way: a Navy radar platform nobody can place on March 11th, a Stuxnet infection found in Japan five months before the disaster, Germany reversing a decade of nuclear policy in 72 hours, and the same shape showing up again in Turkey in 2023 — a public earthquake prediction three days out, embassies closing days before, and a construction amnesty that handed the rebuild to the same five companies whose corner-cutting caused it. Two real power outages hit mid-recording, which the hosts blame, completely straight-faced, on HAARP.

Wiirdo and MickeyBravo open on a New Mexico man named Jevon Martinez who spent a Wednesday driving around Albuquerque cutting down Flock license-plate cameras he calls "tyranny trees," livestreaming it, then dropping the $16,000 pile in the Bernalillo County Sheriff's parking lot under a vanity plate reading DIPLOMAT — arrested on the spot, even though the sheriff had already cancelled the contracts weeks earlier. From there the surveillance keeps compounding: DeFlock's crowd-map of 107,000 cameras, a live on-air check that debunks the "Flock leaves Jewish neighborhoods uncovered" claim, Walmart's new privacy notice admitting it may collect your face, iris, voice, and palm print, a real FTC study proving personalized "surveillance pricing" already exists at 250 retailers, and the 2003 Total Information Awareness program Congress once killed for proposing less. Then a California startup's autonomous drones seed 19 million gallons of rain over a town near Homer, Alaska without asking anyone — technically in line with the peer-reviewed science, technically not lying, entirely without consent. A protest weekend spanning Dover, Helsinki, and a Francoist salute in Madrid gets read as one coordinated destabilization program. And after the break, the whole back half is a two-hour "World War Three" field report: five theaters of war, three US carriers off Iran, an assassinated supreme leader, a Turkish warship sold to landlocked Romania, a Chinese intrusion set called Volt Typhoon that's been living in the US power grid for five years, and a 90-day forecast that ends with a grid-down timeline measured in millions of dead. The thesis underneath all of it: there is no real conflict, only a means to an end, and the end is programmable digital money inside a digitally defined cage. Wiirdo accidentally names the episode somewhere in the middle — "tyranny through technology" — then spends the last three minutes fumbling the donation pitch because it's 109 degrees and they've been recording since the harvest festival let out.

Wiirdo and MickeyBravo open on a glacier the size of a small city letting go on the Nepal-Tibet border — 680+ dead, 2,400 missing, and a $167 billion mega-dam and a hidden network of underground air bases sitting in the same blast radius China won't let a camera near — before the news cycle just keeps coming: a CIA director's unannounced trip to Moscow, Russia threatening to strike UK military targets, and Bill Gates himself warning that AI-enabled bioterrorism is now "about 50 times more scary" than a natural pandemic, a direct sequel to the AI-designed-virus story from two episodes back. Then the show pivots continents entirely into Peru and the Puma Punku problem: 1,250-plus megalithic sites worldwide, stone blocks cut to millimeter tolerances with tools that shouldn't be able to do it, a civilization with no writing system somehow running a continent-spanning administrative state on knotted string, and a real 1909 Grand Canyon "Egyptian cave" hoax the hosts almost took as confirmed suppression before the record gets set straight. Somewhere in the middle of explaining Spotify, Wiirdo accidentally invents the show's actual title live on air. Real dams, real Inca origin myths, a debunked DNA claim, and a giants theory neither host is backing down from.