Accuracy Third

Leaving Lost Balance. They give you a hat, don't they? Shapes. Naga the Captain. The speed of the pain of the white light. Lotus McBotus vibes. Lights in sticks. Skygazing susurrusly. Blind Temple burn. Together4NEVA. Not fine, nothing is fine. Fail wheel. Cone! Fartin' Fire Piece. Helios? Poking of stuff. The guy in the shed. Solid Ramp. Jackelope razor blade. Peckening. For your wine blog. A little neighborhood I loved. Beth makes ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Rex Rangers Esplanade. D.J. Slurm, Plumers 2024, & Crocs boots for fuck's sake. Happiness is a Covid in June. Going to hell (station). Old bike bye-bye. Apprciating listeners appreciating Accuracy Third. Never giving thanks again. Commisery. Incelcaminos. "Sunscreen" dispensing.

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MUSIC: "Shout at a DJ" by Late Bus

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LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week.

Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man.  The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like canned cocktails! The Ranch. Critical NW. Minty Fresh NW. Floating Down NW. Cougar Oogle Hour NW. Sparkle Ponied NW. The Salon Factory. Instantiating Beth's fucking fuck room. What is SAP. Interviewee interviews. Consent-A-Thon upcoming. 

READ: TAZ by Hakim Bey & Cosmic Trigger by RAW. 

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NOT SO FUN PSA: Test your fun powders and for FUCKS SAKE don't use alone.  Anyone can find BUDDY at ANONYMOUS VILLAGE for fentanyl test strips and Narcan.

DISCORD Ask A3rd Anything questions:  Undies rec? Remove one of the ten principles? New principle adddition?@dday - the story of your first burn? Punish w/ a vol shift? Guess whom? Junk bucket? Accuracy Turd: Porto Edition? Would you do gate? Worst smell? Cock ring FTW.

MUSIC:  Late Bus, "Huge n South Korea" & "Beths Vocal Exersize take 2"

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life is Excellent" bobbyjoeebola.com https://bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/

A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/

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Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto.

MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus

A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/

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Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered chickens. The live stream could I? Rock, paper, Dildo. Thad on Thad violence. A bloody Flip Flop. Inner Pees.

MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus

Fender Bender kicks some ass at Thunderdome https://youtu.be/ifQ0gu381Ro?feature=shared

A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/

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Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Society. Fire spinning conclave. Un-fuck your burn. FIST CHURCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Dday gets his plaudits. Mongols & their mongolizing. 

Vulcan Empire website: https://vulcanempire.org/ Empire Fire Collective (EFC) videos for Fire Conclave: https://www.youtube.com/@EmpireFireCollective Photos of EFC on Playa etc.: https://www.instagram.com/empirefirecollective

MUSIC: "Requit" by 10kdB (It This Travis.) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/

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Xeno brought us a Mateo. Name dropping Robert Burke's Buffalo. The Cyber Bus Buffalo. Some real douche bags. The Directioner. Monkey Ranch. Extra Action Marching Band. Qualified operators. Dada Fest. Extreme Elvis. Blindspotting. Heather votes for blood. La Contessa. The Poet Answan. Formal Wear for a Messy Evening. Rime of the Ancient Mariner but like as a theme or something. Greg Jones, Amazing Human Being. The Port of Algiers.  Bonafides. The Car Hunts. It's Northern Nevada. 

MUSIC: "Thank You" by Late Bus

XENO'S LINKS OF LINKAGE: Fireboy Wally on Ripley's Believe it or Not?!: https://youtu.be/tG1I2NsmE9c?t=1930

Extreme Elvis and the Extra Action Marching Band on Playa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGLPrZRXos

La Contessa and The Whale on Playa: pt 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdEVIiV-ss pt 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxRke8kUSI

Shooter making a video.... couldn't find Dr. Fuckofski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbgKS9WE6I

Desolation Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66spZRiFjJI

Survival Research Labs in Austin '97 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdEVIiV-ss

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Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor. 

MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus

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Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are. 

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode!

Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb. 

Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y’all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival Guide, VAG, or Consent? What's your fav unders under there?? Most dangerous thingus? Longest gone misunderstanding?  If one were to recognize y'all randomly on Playa one year, what would be the best and kindest way to approach as to not make it weird?

"Threelationship Material" Merch now available @ https://burnernarc.com/

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Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyfish. MANIMAL. CHEF JUKE. Also Burnout. The Burner Barn is a resource. EMILY goes as long as the song. Soul Train Christopher. BRC Welding & Repair. Other "friends." Blue Light District est. 1997. Swiss Space Bar. SENSEI STRANGE, indeed. Flipside. 6907 camp? APPARATUS. Seacompression. PABLOVEX? The interest is there. Unbroken Spring. Thinning the thicket. Shift. DIMLY. Massive massive. Bridge & tunnel volunteering. Train your replacement. BRATTY CAT. Not just one team. School of Burning Man Event Production. Can't sit still. Rainbow procession. 

MUSIC: "Your State Smells Like Cow Shit" by Late Bus

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