Accuracy Third

Hot "White" Creme de Menthe. Novel chafing solutions. HW/GCdM Update. Looking forwardses tos. Teeny-Weeny Hooter Tooter. Falls On Fire. Fuck Kimball Musk, watch Succession.

AMAs Waterproof socks? Easy Cheese? Discord reads? Granola bars? Climate change? Hexayurt platform? Odyssey? Appropriate Engulf? Marshmallows? Dinners, superheroes, & time travel? How many corgis? (Too many cor-or-gis?) Shish-car-bobbing? Bins? Parakeets? Questions? Discord reads? Wrestler? Espresso? Shirts? Vol shirts? ARTery? Media worldview? Drinks? Unexpecteds 2025? Ideal date? Shutoff song? Best song? 5 Albums? Dinosaur? Burner saying? Hosted?

WYRs Butthole or butthole? Eye contact or elderly? Give birth or kidney stone? Unknown or celebrity? Everything negative or everyone negative? Perpetual energy or rocket boots? DPW or brapper? Basalt column or jelly opal. Event or boycott? Vertical mouth or horizontal butt crack? Three buttholes or pea?

Media Mentioned:

YOUTUBE Pat Finnerty - What Makes This Song Stink Bobby Fingers

MOVIES Blazing Saddles Monty Python and The Holy Grail

BOOKS Stranger in a Strange Land Of Mice and Men Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Discworld In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. Cat's Cradle Hardy Boys Dune

MUSIC picks "Sex Dwarf" by Soft Cell Ben Folds Frank Zappa The Way Out, The Books Ruby Vroom, Soul Coughing Feed The Animals, GirlTalk Ænima, Tool As The Eternal Cowboy, Against Me! Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd Temple of the Dog, Temple of the Dog Disco Volante, Mr. Bungle. Vespertine, Bjork Medulla, Bjork Temporary Forever, Busdriver The Great Paris Concert, Duke Ellington The Impossible Kid, Aesop Rock RKS, Rainbow Kitten Surprise Hey What, Low It's Understood, Estradasphere The Mollusk, WEEN

MUSIC: "Life Is Excellent," by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

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BORG as HOA. Fred's difficult Saturnalia time. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. The Creamery. The Sirens. Passage. Lord Huckleberry's Dustfish. Sea of Dreams. Cowboy Carlforisms. Moonwalkers. Filling Fluffernips. Feeding frenzies. Small Penising Man. Plug and Play Gone Wild! Bubblegeek's discipline. The Fireside Circles. Who Surveys the Surveyers? The Long Walk Club. Pigfarm wife. Outside MGMT. Hazmat's bike. DaVinci's Dirigible. Art as Burning Man as Art.

Content warning: Nazis, Sexual Assault, and Rape.

MUSIC: "The New Brooklyn Blues" by Banjo Dave

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Steeltoe's long version. Electric Forest of Fire. Delivery App Burn. Sincityum? Santa Fe Solatche. A late dinner. Lakes of Fire.

MUSIC: "Set Up Weekend (A3rd Thematic Echo)" by dday

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Harley Harley, aka Ranger Mud Flap. 1996 forms. A heavy thing at each corner VS. The Towel Lesson. Cowboy Carl: a sayer of many things. Radical Self Expense Sheet. (Historical) American Graffiti. High Rock Canyon. McSatan's. Hualapai Flat fears. The goat with the anus of truth. Temporal Icenomaly. Lifting Man. Burning Man is friendship.

MUSIC: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by: Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

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Michelle is Pretty Slippery. Beans, Beans, The Musical Camp. So much, so different. Marathon Ultraing. Pretty intense. Zendos and don'ts. Slide guardians. Art doing. Naga and the falling off. Slide like you're coming. Racing cake. Not the easy donuts. If you suck. Volunteersing. The right number is three and three is the right number. Your asshole: unclenching.

MUSIC: "Wonderlust" by BOZ

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THOUGHT POISON WARNING: Roko's Basilisk.

Xeno: Reporter, Consultant, Correspondent, Outfluencer. Xeno is StartUpXeno post-TwineBall: TormentNexus. Carlo and His Rossi Posse. Andre fast forward. Al Night Long. Al night. Al night loooong. Al night! the Idea of a ball of twine. Mmorgellons Syndrome is great. Burning Man's Dad.

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To skip the buzz ball tasting, feel free to advance to timestamp: like 12 minutes. or maybe 18?

Bent Banana, Mega Warheads Sour Apple, Pip Pip Punch, Holiday Nog VS Mega Warheads Sour Apple, Bent Banana, Pip Pip Punch, Holiday Nog VS Pip Pip Punch, Bent Banana, Holiday Nog, Mega Warheads Sour Apple

Hosted @ Sideburn (TTNTTD). Exhausted, splooted stegosaurus & marshmallow matchstick skull fire. Fascism, eh? The leaves from Camp Mom, I'm Fine. No cops; moar trusts. Canada "nice." Calling the Four Directions. The Camps and the Bar(s). Check Engine. Litter chairs. Eat me; feed me; milk me; breed me. You're not playing with this thing. NO2 charades. Flaming Chainsaw Codpiece. Shoutout to Monkeywrench. Getting beach umbrellas. The Toronto Debrief. Chicken tartare: do not. Orgiastic.

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Fax Machine, Texas Ranger. Interlude: Arizona, The Bay Area, Pens. Helping Man. Big Flipside energy. Element 11 Man. Tornado warning. What happened to Transformus. Kinky, man. Beer Angels. The cushions on the playa. Engulf. Burnt soup. Doing it for a little while.

Burning Mirror https://shoutingfire.com/shows/burning-mirror/?qtajax=true

The Dicky Box – Documentary Rough Cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A435JjyAZok

MUSIC: "Exodus Road Wubb Wub" by dday

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Doosh Doosh is sitting around the Burn Barrel, providing the skinny on unSCruz 2026: Absurdia. Intothewoods. Nopiates, rather. Into the corral. Gong. Post-chainsaw holy site. Gong. It is the "butterfly" with the swing. 5 hippie screens. Trike Track. Kurt Russell's mustache. Bounce Car. No beans; needs Beans. Gong. Gong. Gong. Gong. Milk crate stack. Luna & Snarkle Farkle. No beer; free ICE. Agentic Ass. Cyberfuck. BARTiki cocktail party. Hardly's open. Gong. Active sex of some kind. Cookstalk. A white lady-bob. Arts, in no particular order. In the Moaning Circle. Gen Pop. You wanna ride it? More Gongbell. Mancub's skatole. Gong.

MUSIC: Gong.

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First, Train talk. Shelly & Baby Giraffe talk Black Rock Philharmonic. Best favorite '15. Nineteen Naughty 2003. the Twisted Swan. Hot House Flowers (outta Dublin.) The Great Vomiting of 2004. Multiple-use tools. Some terms. Beach sweaters. Est 2014. Re-Est 2015. Est 2018. Homebase Amazing Camp. Don't mention the kid's program. Dust from the world + water = cleaned. Conductoring time. The Black Rock Phils-harmonics. Legal ease. Safety first. Create and contribute. A group that breathes together.

blackrockphilharmonic DOT org MUSIC: "Palo Yaya" by Ritmo Y Canto (Featuring BUDDY!) https://open.spotify.com/track/4PgjPlTCNTflFClNUzgw8c?si=4WF-njkITjafrCiIAQCNmw

PHOTO CREDIT: Rand Larson

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