Accuracy Third

A far-ranging conversation with our new friend and ambassador, Mother of Goats. (You'll hear about her goat, Frank, in an episode next season.) The history of Camp Orphan Endorphin, created by and for strangers with no camp affiliation. A little about Hug Deli, and probably a little too much about Annie. (The musical. With Daddy Warbucks. 'cause Rex.) The importance of toilet paper. Don't let just anybody play music at your camp. Also, church of the ceiling cat is an actual thing. #BirthdayThursday

The episode we've been calling "DPW Dirty," which means we consider "S02 E09 - Fuck You & Your Hug" the clean episode. There's violence and naughty things from a whole bunch of anonymized argumentative DPW bastards ... except for Friend-of-the-Show Xeno, who takes his credit as a matter of course. It's fuck-ups, weirdos, bikers, and outlaws laying down together. DPW on Christmas, plug & play camps, choir practice, landmines, & adult stories from your adult children. Remember: all of this stuff happened a long, long time ago, to people who can no longer be implicated for their misdeeds. Also, a recognizable soundscape throughout.

Beth & Rex "twinkle that yo" at the Burning Man Global Leadership Conference, which is as familiarly corporate as any conference you've seen. But our people dress better, and our hair is as awesome as our tattoos are bad. We talk about several regionals, Kostume Kult, and how we're doing it wrong. A safety plan for tornadoes. D-Day already knows about permaculture. When to say yes. Blazing Swan is not a bush doof, and Beth exhibits impeccable consent with a previous guest.

Permaculture Action Network

Blazing Swan

Portal Burn

Burn In The Forest

Kostume Kult

Midtown Social

Sydney grew up deep in burning man culture, so she was a pretty jaded burner when she was still in short pants. Take a trip through Syd's formative years, back when her dad, El Queso Grande, ran the greatest little bike shop in Black Rock City. Beth & Syd have some tent catastrophes in common. Big art? Big art! Coyote is like a rattlesnake. Also, we have the name of D-Day's porno.

Relay & Frisky Whisky are joining Accuracy Third today with Friend-of-the-Show Xeno, as we delve into some really terrible things that happened at Black Rock City. Beth gets hurt by some great friends in quick succession. Water & pain meds do not help Relay's headache. Frisky Whisky learns a lesson about gravity. Basically, some truly awful shit happens to everyone in Xeno's orbit. D-Day makes some truly distressing noises, because he can't control his empathy. In our first Playa Post segment, Rex reads a listener's comment, who refutes our 2015 deep Playa experience. Also, we get promise rings!

Burning Man's Publisher, Jon, calls in to Accuracy Third from Israel, because that's where he is. D-Day, Rex, & Beth hear a bit about Israel's regional burn, Midburn, before we delve into the inner workings of the seasonal nature of being a Burning Man employee. Believe it or not, they've got a nonstandard corporate culture there. We also get a great story on how Black Rock City is objectively better than the streets of San Francisco, plus you'll hear how you can get your very own job with the Burning Man Organization.

Photo credit: John Curley

Moose works for Gate, and she's chatting with D-Day & Rex about goddamn near everything insider-Burning Man. You'll hear all about the bullshit that goes down behind the scenes of Black Rock City, and then you'll hear why Gate can't have nice things. All that, a whole lot more, plus we'll tell you how to volunteer for The Man.

Photo credit: Neil Girling