DPW is in the studio today in the form of Xeno, the guy you want to talk to if you need a crew to build you official, DPW-certified shade structures. That's if you can locate him, though, because there are some times when he finds himself more in need of rescue than anything else. But sometimes, it's merely a misunderstanding of bloodstained proportions. We also hear from Relay, one of our skilled radio dispatchers, who shares pointed commentary during Xeno's stories. We'll highlight her own exploits and experiences in a future episode.

Today, we're sharing stories about interactions with Law Enforcement Officers in Black Rock City. Foxtrot tells us how she became part of a staff vehicle. Creampie gets pulled over. Rex & D-Day get away with it, separately. Relay has been picked up by law enforcement. A lot. Xeno cannot be compelled. Beth assures us we're good. We're good.

Photo Credit: Gary Draluck Photography

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Presenting for your reference, Accuracy Third's completely unsanctioned advice on the best ways to prepare for, acculturate, survive, and enjoy Black Rock City. Whether you've been before or not, there's a lot to learn–or at least disagree with–about the Accuracy Third crew's opinions on how to do it right. We broke the Burning Man experience down into three parts: How Not to Fuck-Up Going to Burning Man, How Not to Fuck-Up Burning Man, and How to Un-fuck Your Burn. Absolutely all the things you need to know as far as we're concerned!

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