Acme Packing Company: for Green Bay Packers fans

On this episode of Reporting as Eligible, Paul, Matub, and JR discuss the eventful NFL trade deadline, and the complete lack of any action from the pack, the Hockenson deal, the Claypool deal, the issues with Claypool, the issues with being sellers, buyers, and whatever it is they just did. 

They then move on to the Buffalo game, and whether there is any reason for optimism from a frisky performance, or if the same old issues are still too much to overcome given injuries, age, and Joe Barry. Why can’t they stop the run? Why doesn’t Devonte Wyatt play more? Is Darnell Savage really that terrible? Is Quay Walker? 

Plus, Paul takes a Toure’ victory lap, the fun of uber-specific predictions, a preview of the Lions, and listener questions!

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Are moral victories a thing? Kris and Lindsay break down a not-as-bad-as-expected loss and look at the signs the Packers might actually be turning things around.

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Acme Packing Company's Justis Mosqueda and Evan "Tex" Western breakdown the Green Bay Packers' 27-17 loss to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday Night Football. Offensively, the team struggled through the air but their injuries at receiver should be mentioned. Defensively, big momentum plays cost them early and often.

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Justis is joined this week by Pro Football Focus' Seth Galina and Football Outsiders' Derrik Klassen to talk about Aaron Rodgers and the upcoming Sunday Night Football matchup. After talking Rodgers' 2022 season from all angles, including his mechanics, his lack of running and how teams might adjust to him unable to play much under center, we try to figure out what a Packers win looks like and talk about the injuries that the squad is pushing through.

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The guys discuss wanting Rodgers to accept *just a little* blame for the Packers' offensive woes before spinning into a bit of optimism for the rest of the season. The good news, the rest of the NFC sucks.

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On this episode of Reporting as Eligible, Paul, JR, and Tyler discuss everything that went wrong against the Commanders, what it means in the long term, and whether it’s even possible to right the ship at this point. How much of this is Aaron’s fault, how much of it is everyone else’s, and given that everyone is stuck together, does it even matter? What do they do if Allen Lazard can’t go? Is Zach Tom the answer at tackle? And what exactly did the commanders do to dominate the second half?

They also preview the upcoming slaughter at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, and whether there’s a path to victory over the NFL’s best team, or if they get completely embarrassed. The Packers are still talented on defense and Buffalo doesn’t run particularly well. Will that be enough to keep Green Bay in the game, and can Aaron Rodgers get his head out of whatever hole its in long enough to score some points? 

All of that, plus listener questions!

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Green Bay was on the receiving end of a wedgie in Washington and once again we are left to pick up the pieces. Join Kris and Lindsay as they yell about the offense while discussing the few things that went well (hello De’Vondre Campbell) and where Green Bay can go from here.

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The Green Bay Packers are officially sub-.500 as they dropped their third loss in a row for the first time in Matt LaFleur’s career. For the second time this year, a backup quarterback took Green Bay the distance and the back-to-back MVP Aaron Rodgers simply can’t do enough to get the offense to post points consistently.

Acme Packing Company’s own Justis Mosqueda and Evan “Tex” Western hit on the wounds that the last month of the season have left and attempt to see the silver lining in what’s left in the year. The good news: The offensive line looks better when Royce Newman isn’t starting. The bad news: Just about everything else.

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Alex and Nick grasp for answers as the Packers continue to put bad football on tape.

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On this completely fire episode of Reporting as Eligible, Paul uses statistics for their intended purpose: Unhinged rants. Matub and JR bring needed levity as they discuss The Royce Newman Conjecture, how Aaron gets played over, and over, what can be done to fix this mess, and why it may not happen.

They also recap the game itself including some positives from the secondary, where changes did in fact happen, before returning to lament the the atrocious run defense, the Jets winning by 17 despite playing terribly on offense and on special teams, Mike LaFleur’s influence, Washington’s unfortunate similarity to the Jets, Taylor Heinicke as an upgrade from Carson Wentz, veterans getting too much rope, and the RPO poker game. Plus listener questions. It’s heated. It’s fun. It’s Reporting as Eligible.

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