Adam Crowley

You've found The Crowley Show and we start in a place that's not funny at all, the AB news that broke last night. Crowley has some things he wants to say about the situation so you will sit there and listen to every last word. Okay now back to the regularly scheduled program, The Steelers need to win this game against Seattle BAD. Crowley has confidence in a bounce back performance from the Steelers and tells you why. We then debut a new SPONSORED (Shout out Fox Bet) segment on this show that we like to call Dumping Loads of Audio. Also, what the hell is going on with the freaking Pirates???

Final hour of the show starts with the Batman Brian Batko joining us to talk some Steelers football. We pick his brain about things like Switzer's usage, how the Steelers bounce back from getting their ass caved in by the Pats, and was there any positives to take away from said ass caving. Crowley then accidentally gets up on his Defend Mike Tomlin Soapbox for a brief moment to tell you snowflakes to stop saying Fire Tomlin after every single loss this team suffers. Ain't gonna happen. He then gets back into the Pats game one last time before we're on to Seattle and on to the hottest take of the day, other crap, and the three stars of the show.

We start the second hour of the show by discussing a tweet we received where a fan said that he bought a Tuzar Skipper jersey right before the Giants picked him up. The shocking thing about this is that somebody with a pulse spent money on a Tuzar Skipper jersey. You're better off just burning the money. Hockey! Rob Rossi wrote a marvelous piece in The Athletic today about everyones favorite Russian Evgeni Malkin, and Crowley talks about how he's optimistic about Malkins bounce back this season. It's then time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined, burning questions edition!!!

You've found The Crowley Show and after just one week of Steelers football, the season is over. Good year everyone, that was fun, we'll see you next year. But in all seriousness Crowley crushes all of you season is over idiots and he's got FACTS to back his ass up. He also laments that not every single game has to be a referendum on Mike Tomlin. Yes he was bad against New England on Sunday, but the good stuff still far outweighs the bad with Mike T. I don't know why I called him Mike T. We then get into just crushing Ryan Switzer I mean what the hell does this guy have on the Steelers, is he sleeping with everyone to get on the field as much as he did in New England??? Deion Sanders also said something extremely dumb about Ben Roethlisberger.....and also may have said a swear while doing so....

Final hour of the show gets started with Mark Kaboly joining the program. No poop talk from Mark today as it's straight missionary with the Crowl man. Mark talks about what he thinks went wrong for the Steelers in New England and where the team can go from here. He also tells us that he had to clean his dogs poop off his deck earlier today. I guess I lied there was some poop talk. It's no secret now that AB is a Patriot, and he's going to conform to the Patriot way right? Well Crowley tells you why he thinks the Patriot way of handling AB, will be very similar to the Steeler way of dealing with him. He gets back into the Steelers embarrassment some more before the hottest take of the day, other crap, and the three stars of the show.

Second hour of the show gets started with Chris Carter of DK Pittsburgh Sports hopping on the phone and spitting molten lava takes in our face regarding the egg the Steelers laid in New England last night. Seriously folks he's fired up. Speaking of people being fired up, it's then time for the triumphant return of SANGRY TWEETS. I don't know why I put that in all caps I'm just excited I guess. It's then time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

You've found The Crowley Show and we are just sooooo sick of these Patriot guys already. I mean it's enough already. Don't get us wrong though, it's not so much what the Patriots did yesterday, and more so that the Steelers were just hot ass cheese. Crowley goes through the game and allll the things he hated from the Steelers. He then gets to Mike Tomlin just ignoring math and deciding to kick a field goal on the goal line to take the game from a three score game and make it.....a three score game. Crowley's been lamenting all week leading up to this game that you want to get the Pats in September because they are slow out of the gate....well in retrospect the Steelers might want to look in the mirror when it comes to that starting slow shiz.

Final hour of the show final hour of the week and folks, it's once again the happiest hour of the entire week, because it's THE BUD LIGHT HAPPY HOUR. The Crowl Man is live at Carson City Saloon dishing out Bud Lights and is joined by Dale Lolley to kick off the hour. Dale tells Crowley everything you need to know regarding the Steelers and how they'll plan to take out the defending champs and the son of God himself, Tom Brady, in his own backyard. Crowley then gives you the KEYS! TM to this game, five things that the Steelers need to do if they want to leave the stadium 1-0. It's then time for the return of Picks of the show as we all pick four games from the coming weekend before it's time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

Second hour of the show gets started with Crowley doing some MATH! Who doesn't love some Math, I know I do. Crowley wants the Steelers defense to have seven more sacks this year then they did last year...without TJ Watt getting more sacks then he did. How is this possible you ask????? Math. Arthur Moates is no stranger to playing in Gillette and has done so, while the Pats raise a banner into the rafters. He joins the show and we pick his brain about how hard that is going to be, and we always get a little bit into the AB stuff. It's then time for Killer Tweets...Literally where OJ teaches us about Daymares, before it's time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

You've found the Crowley Show and don't you DARE call me a cracker!! Crowley gets started today by discussing AB calling Mayock a cracker allegedly, and how he's sick of seeing that word compared to a certain other word that you'll never catch me typing out in this description because then I would be fired. But I can say Cracker all the live long day. Cracker. We also have our first ever press conference race in show history. Nora Princiotti of the Boston Globe then joins us to take us behind enemy lines and give us the scoop on what to expect from the Pats this week. Finally, it's the long awaited return of our visionary segment, KEYS! TM, to the game.