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Ever wondered what surprising drink discovery could become your new favorite? We kick off with a candid chat about forgotten explicit songs and stumble upon the unexpectedly delightful White Russian. We'll have you laughing as we share a sobering tale about a friend's dad's near-tragic motorcycle accident, emphasizing the importance of helmets, and the absurdities of dealing with insurance companies. Get ready for some light-hearted banter as we navigate the quirky world of ADHD, hyper-fixation, and the wild idea of trying Russian roulette in a hand simulator game.

For all the gaming enthusiasts, this episode is packed with co-op game recommendations that will have you eager to gather your friends for a session. From the epic "Ark" update featuring Power Rangers to reminiscing about our favorite D&D podcast moments, we’ve got you covered for your next game night. We don’t shy away from playful insults and personal anecdotes, making our conversation both relatable and entertaining. Plus, we tackle the serious issue of a massive data breach, offering insights on credit monitoring and dealing with data brokers.

Lastly, movie buffs will get a kick out of our review of the hilariously absurd film "Alligator" and the surprisingly good "Werewolves Within." Listen to our outrageous early blogging days of hunting for the worst films at the dollar store, and laugh along to our brainstorming session for future podcast ideas. We also recount a hilarious inappropriate Zoom meeting incident and share our thoughts on the logistics of future episodes. You won’t want to miss this episode filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and genuine camaraderie.

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Ever wondered how a simple car ride or a shower can turn into a hilarious adventure? Join us as we recount our latest escapades, starting with the DMCA's unexpected impact on streaming and segueing into some laugh-out-loud moments involving awkward body positions. We'll also share a story that's both cringe-worthy and comical about measuring our manhood with paramicrometers. And just when you think it can't get any more bizarre, we'll tell you about our surprising encounter with furries at a local flea market.

Our recent D&D session was nothing short of chaotic brilliance. Picture this: a character's unexpected pregnancy results in a party wipe, thanks to disastrously low dice rolls and a horde of newborn slimes. Add to that some dragon seduction, dragon reproduction, and the hilariously awkward situations that arise in our fantasy campaigns. We reflect on the secrets our characters keep, the wild decisions they make, and how unpredictable these epic adventures can be.

Finally, grab some popcorn for our breakdown of the absurd plot of a low-budget movie about mutant horseshoe crabs. From a dream involving ball bearings and a swan-worshiping cult to a climactic battle between a giant shark mech and a colossal crab, this movie review is nothing short of a rollercoaster. We also sprinkle in some of our personal stories, like near-arrest experiences and a kayaking trip that took a turn for the worse. This episode is packed with laughs, bizarre anecdotes, and the kind of madness only the ADHD After Dark Podcast can deliver!

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Ever wondered how a bard with a magical beard would fare in Dungeons & Dragons? Or what happens when beard trims go hilariously wrong? Join us as we share some of our funniest personal grooming disasters and dive into the whimsical world of character creation. From a bard who strums his beard to battle tunes, to a demi fiend inspired by Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, we've got some unique and humorous takes on D&D characters that will leave you laughing and inspired.

Feeling the heat from heavy coding sessions and debating the merits of various antiperspirants, we can't help but share our quirkiest personal hygiene stories. Ever had a ringworm scare from a questionable barber or wondered if salt lamps and sandpaper could solve your skin issues? We've got a bizarre but entertaining discussion lined up, complete with debates about sweating gnomes and the anatomy of sweat glands. Plus, we touch on some light-hearted banter about porn and physical attributes, showcasing our offbeat sense of humor and camaraderie.

From chaotic bottled water debates to nostalgic Digimon memories, our conversation is packed with entertaining anecdotes and off-the-wall humor. Whether it's sharing our preferences for brands like Dasani and LaCroix, reliving classic anime conventions, or playfully reenacting scenes from Mario and Popeye, there's never a dull moment. We also tackle everything from McDonald's new beverage-only chain to gaming favorites like Destiny 2 and Phasmophobia, wrapping it all up with a fun guessing game that keeps listeners engaged and laughing. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of an episode!

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What happens when a Power Rangers outfit, a broken soda bottle, and a family vacation gone wrong converge in one episode? Brace yourself for an uproarious ride as we kick off with "ADHD After Dark," where technical mishaps and playful banter keep us on our toes. Murky's struggles with screenshots and Zeno's impulsive purchase of an expensive Power Rangers costume lead to uncontrollable laughter. And just when you think it can't get any crazier, a lunchtime disaster involving a bloody taco adds another layer of chaos to our day.

Next up, we untangle the messy web of "Dysfunctional Family Drama," detailing a vacation marred by misunderstandings over dietary restrictions and simmering family tensions. From my sister's inability to differentiate between vegetarian and vegan to my mother's emotional pleas for more quality time, we lay bare the frustrations that turn a getaway into a stress fest. Then, we take you to Myrtle Waves water park for the "Cabana Chair Confrontation," where a battle over lounge chairs escalates to a manager's no-nonsense intervention, teaching us all a lesson about standing our ground.

Throughout the episode, we sprinkle wild tales and candid conversations, from gaming updates and creators' struggles to bizarre late-night banter and quirky personal stories. Hear us laugh about prosthetic legs, recount excruciating kidney stones, and even plan a Christmas party amidst the madness. We wrap up with a review of a hilarious drinking game and a rundown on promoting some online platforms. With raw humor, high energy, and personal anecdotes, this episode promises to keep you chuckling and engaged from start to finish.

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Ever wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no" meme and Murky's unforgettable spit-take, to contemplating the bizarre notion of microwave porn—our conversations are anything but ordinary.

Our personal updates and casual chatter take center stage as we navigate through job resignations, social plans, and the eternal debate over the best dishes at Panda Express. Coco's introduction of her adorable new kitty, Kalala, inspired by Inuyasha, adds a heartwarming touch amidst the laughs. And don't miss our ridiculous jokes and anecdotes that keep the energy high and the smiles wide throughout the episode.

Gaming enthusiasts, you're in for a treat! We dive into recommendations from "Vampire Survivors" to classics like "No Man's Sky" and "Portal," while also sharing some foot hygiene tips and the advantages of cloth boots for those with smelly feet. Our banter is filled with camaraderie and teasing, promising an engaging, laughter-filled listening experience that captures the essence of our dynamic and irreverent humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, personal stories, and the kind of offbeat discussions that only ADHD After Dark can deliver!

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Ever found yourself trapped in a belly laugh over the notion of an emotional support alligator named Wally wreaking havoc in Georgia? That's just a taste of the ridiculousness we dabble in on this week's podcast. Our after-dark adventure takes listeners from oil-soaked workdays to the sentimental value of Precious Moments figurines, all served with a side of hearty debate over the cultural authenticity of Americanized Mexican food. We're tossing back drinks, sharing stories of workplace absurdities, and even touching on the poignant moments of recent tragedies with a candidness only our crew can deliver.

Have you ever covertly lived in a grocery store sign? No? Well, we didn't either, but we've got the scoop on someone who did, and it's a highlight in our discussion about the harsh realities of homelessness, the comical mishaps of overnight shifts, and the jolts of an unexpected earthquake. Our banter sways from casino escapades and fishing triumphs to animated recommendations for 'Smiling Friends', ensuring there's never a dull moment. We're all about embracing the unexpected exits, debating pop culture, and celebrating those little victories, like cashing out a three-cent casino voucher in defiance of the house.

Wrap up the night with us as we recount a Long Island Iced Tea-soaked dance club adventure, complete with an emergency Uber stop and a realization that our days of wild partying might just be behind us. But it's not all throwbacks and nostalgia; we're also dreaming big with hypothetical celebrity guests (looking at you, Adam Sandler), and irreverently questioning good versus evil—with a twist only Satan himself might appreciate. So grab a drink, settle in, and let our voices be the company you didn't know you needed for this rollercoaster ride of an episode. No guests this week—just us, your hosts, and enough personality to keep the conversation as diverse as it is deep.

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Ever found yourself nibbling on a bit of peeling skin after a sunburn? Yeah, we went there—skin eating, Costco escapades, and the mystical world of Fallout lore all get a seat at our table this time around. Our ADHD After Dark family goes on a hilarious romp through tales of domestic triumphs like Gaz's chicken dinner, the bewildering economics of bulk shopping, and nostalgia-soaked anticipation for Skyrim's game release. We even cart you through a peculiar Costco haul that'll have you reconsidering your next shopping list.

As if wandering the aisles of Costco wasn't enough of a mind-bender, we tread into deeper waters, grappling with the portrayal of Satan in pop culture and the complexities of religion. Stick around as we open up about the heartache of losing a parent, and how humor can be a salve for grief. Then, we'll tickle your intellect with a heated debate on moral ambiguity in religious texts—yes, we're serving up thought-provoking chitchat with a side of chuckles.

Keep those headphones snug, because our journey takes a few more twists down the rabbit hole. Character creation gets a dose of the bizarre with a parasitic mushroom knight and an illiterate wizard, while haunted truck stop tales challenge the skeptic in all of us. And, when it comes to life's realities, we don't shy away from the raw discussions on parenting in the digital era, the trials of disciplining, and the importance of steering the next generation right. So, get ready for an episode that's as entertaining as it is unexpected—just the way our motley crew likes it!

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Saddle up for an audio odyssey that'll whisk you from the clinks of cocktail glasses to the heart of pop culture pandemonium. As your hosts, we're mixing up a cocktail of tales and trivia, starting with our dear Marky's whiskey woes and culminating in a raucous game of 'Um Actually' where our guest, XenoStream38, brings a tidal wave of expertise on Kingdom Hearts. We've got the beats, the banter, and the bizarre – like that time we discovered sour milk isn't the secret ingredient to a great night out.

Our trivia showdown is the kind of party where Morse code confessions and ruby slipper mix-ups spark more laughter than a stand-up comedy routine. Put your pop culture prowess to the test alongside us, and you might find yourself shouting answers with the kind of fervor usually reserved for game show contestants. From the intricacies of Dungeons and Dragons to the surprising forays of Daft Punk into anime, we're uncovering gems and jests that'll keep you hooked.

And before we sign off, the juicy tidbits about an unaired Power Rangers pilot and the Final Fantasy universe are just a taste of the geeky goodness we're serving. The stakes are as high as the fun factor in our picture round where every point earned is a testament to our shared love for the iconic and obscure. So, if you're craving a cocktail of chuckles and challenges, this episode's got you covered. Join us and our guest XenoStream38 for a pop culture pilgrimage that's as heartfelt as it is humorous.

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Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.

Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.

Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.

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