Adobe has announced the closure of its downtown Portland office, requiring 47 employees to relocate to either Seattle or San Jose to retain their positions. While Adobe cloaked the decision in standard corporate jargon about "reassessing office use," the deeper truth lies in the city's deteriorating conditions. With over 30% office vacancy rates, rampant homelessness, open-air drug use, and a rise in violent incidents, downtown Portland has become a cautionary tale of what happens when progressive governance sacrifices law and order. Adobe’s retreat from Portland follows a pattern of businesses fleeing high-crime urban cores where city leadership prioritized social experiments over public safety. The decision underscores the consequences of ignoring fiscal conservatism and traditional values in favor of lenient policies that leave cities hollowed out and economically unsustainable.