Adolessons

Aight so a couple things off rip. Apologies to the fans and our original guest Sean Andrews, we had an awesome discussion about social media on Sunday but yet again I(Cb) flubbed and the audio is gone forever. However we have made some changes to the adolessons infrastructure and going forward this shit will not happen again or my name is not Christian Robert Brulee. Aight so we did record a last minute monday podcast and since we had some podcast fatigue from recording for about 2 hours yesterday so we decided to try our hand at this new forma for an episode. Every 5 minutes we pick new topic and boy o boy is this an all over the place episode. Strap in and have fun. Oh also it’s hot as shit in Portland and a nigga had no AC so I recorded with my window open and the audio suffered. Again I’m sorry, I’m ruining this podcast, please leave us a 5 star rating on itunes to punish me. And to especialy rub it in follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod

To counteract the constant stream of testosterone that comes from this podcast we finally have our first “girl” guest. Melanie is a friend of the program and comes to talk about college but ultimately just exposes the fuck outta Christian and honestly as him right now writing this I’m still upset. But I can’t let my ego stop y’all from getting this frest content, I just can’t do it. So please enjoy listening to all of us talk about college and lots of other messy topics. If you enjoy the pod leave us a rating on itunes, suggest us to a coworker, & follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod. Be excellent to each other and stay cool out there.

Soooooo Dobbs & CB were originally doing an episode on Summer but we quickly discovered Andrew did not fuck with summer but luckily he had a much more pressing topic on his mind. SO we talk about breakups! He had one and we get weird about it :) Hope y’all enjoy, please follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod & give the show a rating on itunes !!!

ITS THE ROWDIEST EPISODE YET ! ! ! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR AN HOUR OF EDGE, HILARIOUSLY ABSURD TANGENTS, BON JOVI COVERS???, & A SURPRISE VISIT FROM SOMEONE YOU ABSOLUTELY WON’T EXPECT. TODAY ANDREW “THE DAWG” DOBBINS & PATRICK “BREWMASTER” HELMKE TACKLE THE MOST RIDICULOUS, CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC THIS PODCAST HAS EVER APPROACHED. THIS PODCAST WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND YEAH YOU MIGHT JUST PUNCH YOUR GREAT UNCLE SUSAN (he’s going through a thing right now but the whole family supports him not matter what). STRAP ON YOUR HEADPHONES AND GET READY FOR A RIDE INTO CRAAAAAAAZY TOWN. ALL ABOARD. (please follow the podcast on twitter @adolessonspod and if you enjoy the show leave us a rating below, have a good week)

Better late than never it’s the Adolessons bois back again. This week in celebration of Pride month we thought we would have someone near and dear to the podcast who is a member of the lqbtq+ community come on and speak on their experience. I don’t want to give too much away in the description so listen to this and try and learn something or enjoy a good coversation between friends! This weeks episode is sponsored by ‘Honey, It’s Back’. Be sure to rate and subscribe and follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod.

Episode 11 of the only podcast banned in Montana. This week while Jmo was at Bonnaroo; Dobby, Patrick @ I (cb) sat down to talk about our insecurities. The episode format is a draft so we each take turns picking our favorite one from the endless void of insecurities that exist. We hope you enjoy us opening up about what we’re insecure about and we hope that you don’t use this episode as a guide to effectively get under our skin. Please follow the Podcast on twitter @adolessonspod for pictures of our various animals and leave us a rating on itunes if you enjoy.

Episode 10 of a completely sober podcast. To compensate for the debauchery of last weeks episode we present to you the health-cast. This week we talk about health both physical and mental, and what it means to be in good health or “healthy”. One of us comes out as Vegan and 4 of us come out as former asthmatics. It’s a much more laid back and coherant episode than last weeks and we actually get into some good disucussions about mental health. As always we hope you enjoy and be sure to give the pod a follow on twitter @adolessonspod and leave us a rating if you would be so kind.

None of us are happy about it but here it is. In an effort to take an honest look into the effects of drinking real-time, the adolessons podcast embarked on a mission most would deem too stupid to actually take on. We began this podcast sober and by the end of it… you’ll have to listen to truly understand. This is our first podcast with cuts because we felt like we should remove the names of any of our friends/past lovers, so if it sounds weird at places and the audio cuts out that is why. Otherwise we’re extremely sorry and embrassed to be releasing this but we need content so here we go! Send complaints to us on twitter @adolessonspod and please leave us a rating on itunes.

We’ve recorded 3 episodes since our last episode but somehow we screwed up two of them so we apologize that we’re not on monday this week but life happens. In this weeks edition of the pod we have our good friend Chris Voith on to talk about something a tad less serious than our previous two episodes: movies! This one is full of hot takes and CB quesitoning this legitamacy of Star Wars fandoms. We hope you enjoy and have an even better week. Please follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod and leave a rating on itunes if you would be so kind.

In honor of todays holiday we decided to have one of our biological mothers on the podcast. Martha Moore is J-mo’s mama but has been a mama to all of us growing up & we were super excited and honored she was able to join us. We talk about mothers day of course and how you can properly show your gratitude to ur mum, but we also talk about all kinds of motherhood related topics. This is a very special episode so it’ll be up a day early so you can listen to it on the way to brunch with your mom. Please enjoy, love your mom & leave us a rating on itunes. Also follow the pod on twitter @adolessonspod