Allie lives in California, Charlotte lives in New York. They skype for what will be the most important conversation of their lives and it's all about buttholes.

There is an epidemic sweeping the nation weather we like it or not and it has to do with ass and...eating. Ew? Also, Charolette comes clean about how dirty she is and New York based comedian Vince Chang joins us.

Charolette is back and hates kids! In other news...comedian, character actor and all around bad ass bitch Jax Dell'Osso comes on the podcast and gets super Italian with Allie.

Allie invites NY comedian, male nurse (murse) and ex bro punk band front man Marcus Cardona on the show. After hearing how Marcus' Asian family tried raising him to lead a successful life, Allie realizes that her family seems kinda Asian too. Weird.

Rivky is a musician, poet and artist who grew up in the orthodox Jewish religion. She still resides in Brooklyn and Allie goes to her house for an interview where she proceeds to geek out on how authentically cool she is.

Do men like this show? Does anyone actually enjoy going to the opera? Are vests cool? So many questions, many of them left unanswered.

Allie tells Charolette a story of pure, unadulterated, desperation and gets judged AF for it.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, everyone in NY is going to hell.

Stick around for the happy ending.

Allie gives a loved one a pretty cool funeral. Money comes on the podcast to talk about how her crush made her knees weak and her bowels even weaker.