Paige & Carolyn invite good friend & former MLB player, Chris Young on to share all the dirty details on life as a pro athlete. On Pt 1, you’ll get to hear all about The Players Alliance, his thoughts on drug testing and why Ronda Rousey can still beat y’all.

WTF is going on with Britney Spears?! What even is a conservatorship? Is her Dad just a money hungry manager feeding her drugs? Is her boyfriend on her payroll? Which celebrities are speaking out on her behalf and which ones aren’t?! The girls will whine about ALL the Britney drama.

P.S. Carolyn’s whine of the week may just actually get us kicked out of Houston restaurants forever…

[TW: Addiction, Sexual Assault] 
The girls welcome Paige’s sister, Courtney Crutcher, on this week. Courtney is nearly 6 years sober - she takes us on her roller coaster addiction journey - how it started, how she got caught and how she got help. No wine, just whines on this episode cuz we’re supportive like that!

Paige & Carolyn welcome Content Creator, Author & The Skinny Confidential’s latest mentee - DeAnna Rivers. The trio get down and dirty to discuss the world that is content creation and influencing.…what, like its hard? You might also learn how to prevent crotch sweat, when to become Insta official w/ your partner and why her dog is about to be evicted. 

It’s Pride month!! The girls welcome a member of the LGBTQ community on to share some of his experiences. Chad Schubert is a longtime friend and colleague of Paige and Carolyn’s and is also a Celebrity Publicist in Hollywood. He weighs in on the Chrissy Teigen drama, 1st Amendment rights and whines about why the hell Crocs even exist!

Woah! We’ve been rating guys on a scale of 1 to 10 – meanwhile they’ve been rating us on a scale of 1 to 30?! This week the girls have two guys on to share their thoughts on the online dating scene and let everyone know how they categorize women. Paige and Carolyn also ask the hard hitting questions. Why do men post fish photos? Why do they lie about their height? Thot Girl Summer might officially become Hot Girl Summer after this convo.

On this episode, Paige & Carolyn whine about online dating: the good, the bad, the ugly and of course — the coveted photo of the guy holding the dead fish. What is the worst date they’ve ever been on? You’re about to find out! The girls also introduce their new diet, Thot Girl Summer.

How far have you gone to get the perfect fake ID? What do you get when you wake up in Vegas? Paige and Carolyn share your ratchet Vegas stories along with some of their own and whine about the quality of men buying their $22 vodka sodas. P.S. Always order the wings.

Everybody has time for a quickie! On this weeks Quick Whine, the girls talk about social distancing rules pre-pandemic and minding your own damn business! P.S. You can finally sleep at night, Paige forced Carolyn to watch Sister Act and Carolyn blesses us with her review.

In honor of AAPI month, Paige and Carolyn welcome their first guest, Lilli Izumi to discuss the rise of Asian hate crimes since the start of the Covid-19 Pandemic. Lilli shares her personal experiences as an Asian American and the trio unpacks racial microaggressions and the term “model minority”.