In the criminal justice system, fuckboy based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Houston, TX the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as the FBI, an elite squad also called Fuckin’ Bitches Investigating. On this episode, the girls share their stories.

Do you think large corporations actually care if you ever shop there again? We’ve all been there — but never fear...Paige and Carolyn are here to speak on the ineffectiveness of cancel culture. You’ll probably be offended; you might be called an idiot BUT you will absolutely learn something!

[TW: Assault]

This week is an episode that neither of us ever expected to record. Paige reveals that she was recently mugged at gunpoint - lucky for us, she lived to tell the tale. She recounts the events leading up to the incident using the twisted humor only she possesses. Carolyn asks her the question you all want the answer to - has her opinion on following all the unwritten “rules of being a woman” changed?

On this episode, Carolyn tells us all about her Ancestry DNA results - is her real father a billionaire? Or is she as normal (boring) as we all thought?! She tries to coerce Paige into taking a DNA test in search of some real drama. They also whine about impromptu FaceTime dates, baby showers and Paige’s abnormally large ear lobes. 

Is chivalry dead? Or just in the South? A bitch can open her own door - but should she? The girls whine about the lack of gentlemen they’ve encountered. You’ll also hear all about another one of Paige’s health issues and why Carolyn will forever be picked last in kickball.

[TW: Sexual Assault]

On this episode Paige & Carolyn whine about all the unwritten rules women must follow to stay safe in the world we live in. Carolyn shares her own Mother’s story of escaping and later testifying against a serial rapist and Paige tells us about her own stalker saga. Why does Carolyn have hives and does Paige have another sister that no one else knows about?!

Paige is a fashion school dropout and cries about absolutely everything. Carolyn believes tears give you wrinkles & just left corporate America for the new and improved American dream—day drinking and podcasting? On episode one, these two bitches play a round of drunk fill in the blank to help listeners get to know them in the most unfiltered way. They also whine about the recent war Gen Z has waged on Millennials and why they aspire to get blocked by Trump on Twitter.

Welcome to Adultish Whines with Paige and Carolyn!