Adults on Paper

Ethan came armed with 15 bizarre laws, mixing real ones with completely made-up nonsense, and Josh had to guess which were actually legitimate. Some sounded way too ridiculous to be true, others were suspiciously believable, and every correct guess mattered because the winner got to choose the theme for the next episode.

Thank you Ashley Adams for the amazing artwork!! You can find her on Instagram: @ashleymadams or @the.celestial.canine

This week, Ethan puts Josh in the hot seat with a bunch of "Would You Rather" questions, and some of them get surprisingly difficult. We also announce our new upload day—Wednesdays! A huge thank you to Ashley for helping with our new logo that’s coming soon, and to Delaney and Sydney for helping Ethan come up with some of the questions for this episode. Thanks for listening! If you’re enjoying the podcast, please rate, review, and share Adults on Paper. We appreciate every one of you! 

This week on Adults On Paper, we’re catching up after an amazing night at the Kehlani concert and talking about why this episode is a little later than usual. For this episode, we’re taking a trip back to our teenage years and early adulthood to tell stories about the times we were left unsupervised and made some truly questionable decisions. If you’ve ever looked back on something you did as a teenager and wondered, “What was I thinking?” this episode is for you.

Grab a snack, get comfortable, and join us for a lot of laughs, a little nostalgia, and proof that it’s honestly a miracle any of us made it to adulthood. We also want to take a moment to thank everyone who has been listening and supporting the podcast. If you’ve been enjoying the show, we’d really appreciate it if you would rate, review, and share it with your friends. It helps us reach more people and keeps this whole thing growing. We are also looking to interview people for future episodes. If you are interested, please let us know!

As kids, we dreamed about all the things we’d buy when we finally had our own money. Now that we’re adults, many of us are filling our homes with collectibles, toys, games, and nostalgic treasures we couldn’t have before. But why? In this episode of Adults on Paper, Josh and Ethan dive into the world of adult collecting, childhood nostalgia, and the joy of spending grown-up money on things that make us happy. We talk about our dream collections, the rare items we’re still hunting for, the possessions we’d never part with, and whether companies like Nintendo are keeping our childhoods alive—or just selling them back to us.

Plus, we discuss the toys and trends we wish would make a comeback, some of the strangest collections we’ve ever seen, and wrap things up with our weekly question: What adult thing did you do this week?

No one is qualified. We’re all just winging it. 🎙️

Welcome to Adults On Paper. Catch up with Ethan Parsons and Josh Lancaster from the former podcast Two of Shears. On this episode, we go over the last 8 months of our lives. Want to be on the podcast? let us know. Want us to cover anything, just let us know!

Did I really decide to react to Drag Survivor again? Yes, yes I did. lol Ethan and Josh sit down and watch Drag Survivor Season 4 Episode 1. Make sure to watch with us so you can see everything we are seeing. You can find it on YouTube for free. Join the conversation on Facebook. Were you on the season and have some behind the scenes info? Send us a message and tell us all about it! This is not to hurt anyone’s feelings or bash other entertainers. This is simply for fun and should be taken as so. On this episode, we meet the contestants as they prepare for their first performance and get to know them a little better.

This week we sit down with our friend Ashley Adams aka The.Celestial.Canine. We talk about life grooming and everything in between. Here is where you can find her: https://www.instagram.com/the.celestial.canine/

You can find Witchcraft'D live:

6/7/25 UCP 2025 at Dogwood Park 11 AM- 5 PM

6/15/25 Mr. Nashville Pride Pageant at PLAY Dance Bar in Nashville

Find Ethan and Ashley 6/8/25 at Mid TN Pet Groomers Summer Meet Up!

206 McGavock Pike Nashville, TN, United States, Tennessee 37214

Grab your white boards and dry erase markers! Today we play a version of a popular board game! We also give you some fun commentary on what’s going on with both Ethan and Josh :) don’t forget to share with your friends and leave us a review on Apple and Spotify! We would love to hear from all of our listeners! 

This week we tell funny stories and we catch up with you on our lives and the reason for the delays. Make sure to give us a rating and a review anywhere you listen to podcast. Also, tell us on social media what you think of the episode and where you are from. Share with all the witches, groomers, and weirdos out there. Thank you for your love and support!

This week we are covering the topic of Am I The A-Hole stories from Reddit and celebrating Ethan's Divorce Day. Make sure to give us a rating and a review anywhere you listen to podcast. Also, tell us on social media what you think of the episode and where you are from. Share with all the witches, groomers, and weirdos out there. Thank you for your love and support!