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When we last left our heroes they had been nearing the center of the Tomierran forest and Holda's Tree. The brush is getting thick and travel is getting slow, but will it all be worth it to find another omega weapon? What else will be waiting for our heroes at this fabled tree? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were getting closer to their goal of reaching of reaching the base of Holda's Tree. The further they trek into the Tomierran forest, the more dangers they encounter. What ancient artifact could be waiting for them at Holda's Tree? What other horrors are hidden in these woods? Will the guardian of the forest be attracted to all that noise our heroes are making? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just escaped a run-in with a gigantic stone elk called The Defender of the Forest. Is this a case of 'out of the frying pan and into the fire'? What other terrible things are stalking the Goose Cannons through the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had begun to pursue another omega weapon in the direction of the Tomierran forest. After landfall at the Beach of Thorns, they hired a guide to take them into the Tomierran forest and toward Holda's tree, a sacred landmark of the elves. What horrors will they find in the ancient woods? Who is the guardian of the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished a daring heist. What did they find in those vaults? Where are they off to next? Is it finally time to save Syph's family? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just killed Davos, one of the most powerful mages in all of Midgard. What will happen to Smugglers' Isle now that he is gone? What will happen to all those guys made of goo that Davos made in his lab? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just come face to face with the Lord of Smuggler's Isle, Davos. Will Davos try to strike a deal with the Goose Cannons to get them off his back? Or will he simply try to crush them? Can Kaarle win a Wizard Duel™ against this mighty archmage? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were in a spooky lab filled with tubes that contained people suspended in some kind of goo. Who are all these people? Is this how the White Gloves are made? Is Caspian already been turned? Find out now!

When last we left The Goose Cannons they had been trapped in an underground facility that seems to be the White Gloves' base of operations. What dangers will they find as they start to explore the base? Is Caspian down here? Just what ARE the White Gloves? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons, they had agreed to give Armstad the ship won from the duel. Armstad has said he will use the vessel to do good in the world and, more importantly, to split profits. Just as they were making preparations to leave Smugglers' Isle, a vaguely familiar person comes to our heroes asking for help. Who is this person? What do they want? Are the White Gloves really okay with The Goose Cannons leaving after that scene at the duel? Find out now!