It's 1987, and Detective Jack Slade's partner has been kidnapped by the mob. It's time to jump on your black Kawasaki GPZ900R which you call 'Baby', and head downtown to Pixel City to demand some answers.

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One-eyed Johnson and Pringles the Pirate are the 1/10 dentists that don't recommend Oral-C, as the evil Navy has been paying them off! Can they get to the bottom of this dastardly scheme?

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Our hero wakes up in a jail cell with nothing but a stethoscope and a floral shirt. Can they escape with just their wits and what they have in their pockets?

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BONUS PODCAST BUNNY

The year is 2077, the Mecha Spice Girls are planning an attack on the real Spice Girls, still performing in this cyberpunk future! Can our hero prevent this catastrophe? Tune in and find out!

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A pair of old friends meet in front of their old school, Hony Tawk's Pro Schooler 2, School of Skateboarding and Wizardry, where magic is taught through the power of rad tricks. Can these old cudgers armed only with the silliest of spells retrieve a long lost treasure?

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An evil machine and an insatiable thirst for generic mountain flavoured beverages have befallen a whole kingdom. Can they win a fight against a vending machine? Can they restore the Princess's right to the throne?

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Janice Janet, strongest of all meathook wielding wearers of plaid, learns that the asylum where her 9 year old sister (and likely master hacker) resides is over run with zombies! How will she save her? Come along for the ride! Oh, and don't eat the meatloaf.

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Our heros find themselves on a deserted island. Will they deadlift that tiger? Can they trust a strong chief with an even stronger name?

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Marooned on a space station with nothing but a surly AI and a signed spice girls poster, an alien warship starts knocking. How will our brave Danger Specialists survive?

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P.S. Audio quality improves around episode 3, when our setup got a serious upgrade. Consider skipping to then if needed!