How to Have a Legendary 40th Birthday.

TODAY'S QUESTION:

Paging Dr. Hot Boiz,

As three of the coolest over-40 dads on the block, your expertise is needed:  what is a legendary way for me to celebrate my upcoming 40th birthday?

I could tell you all about myself to help make your answers relevant… but you guys are the experts!  I trust whatever plans you throw my way.

Sincerely,
The Birthday Boy

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How To Get Your Groove Back, Guilt-Free.

TODAY'S QUESTION: Hey guys! I am in need of some advice, but it's a little heavy. So, my son just turned 21. He is on the spectrum. He's high-functioning but needs a lot of support and attention throughout the day and can not safely live by himself. I've devoted the last 21 years of my life to supporting, raising, and advocating for him. I'm super proud of him and love being his mom, but pretty soon, it's going to be time to start living my own life again. I have recently started the process of finding day services and a home with a provider for him. So, there are two parts to this: 1. How do I ignore how guilty I feel? 2. How do I get my groove back? As always, I'd like to stay anonymous, so it's all good to share as much or as little of the info as u want. Also, I know it's not a fun topic and that I already got a turn, so it's all good if ya wanna skip it🙂 As always, thanks for all the laughs!

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Making a plan for your magnificent corpse.

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When your partner blames your snoring for everything.

TODAY'S QUESTION:

Dearest Not Doctors,

Love the pod, need your help. Here's the deal: I snore and I think it's ruining my marriage?

I've done a sleep study and I don't have any medical issues like sleep apnea, so using a CPAP machine is off the table. Sleeping in a separate bedroom is also not an option because we can't afford another bedroom. Sleeping on the couch isn't either, because apparently I snore loud enough that it wakes her up in the other room.

My partner wakes up tired every day and lately my snoring gets blamed for anything that goes wrong. If she forgets a task at work? Misses an exit on the highway while driving? It's all because of my snoring. She tried wearing ear plugs, but they fall out. I've snored my entire life, so my partner's complaints feel like an attack on something I can't change, like my eye color or my voice. It really bums me out. I am well rested, so I feel super guilty about that too. 

I want her to feel good and be happy. I want to feel good and be happy. What should I do? I know this is a tough one, so bad answers are welcome. At least laughing about my situation might be nice.

Jenna from Snorth Dakota

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What to do when your father bequeaths you his sexy leather britches.

TODAY'S QUESTION:

Dear Grawlix,

My boomer dad recently gave me a pair of black leather pants that he had custom made for himself many decades ago. They no longer fit him. Sadly, they do fit me.

He made a crude joke when he handed them over about how much “tail” I’d get when I wear them. I’m happily married. Gross.

I want nothing to do with my dad’s “sexy” pants but he appears to genuinely love them and I suspect would be very upset were I to “disappear” them.

How do I get rid of these pants?

Signed,
- Pleat the fifth

P.S. I considered sending a picture of me in the pants but chickened out. Sorry. The internet’s forever.

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What to do when your regularly scheduled work Zoom meeting turns into a bad open mic.

Dear Advice Fight,

I have a daily work meeting in the morning where my colleagues are insufferable: They think they’re funny and they’re just NOT. This is a virtual daily meeting of regional executives, and as you might guess, the men are the worst offenders.

I’ve brought it up to others who attend this meeting and hear the excuse, “oh, you know they’ve had a tough year. They just use dark humor to cope.” I’ve learned through this meeting that dark humor has to be funny! Otherwise it’s just a cover for bad behaviors and opinions.

Oh, you think “the wife” is just there to keep you from working on your car, Todd?? Violence and destitute people are hilarious, Larry?? They also try to needle each other constantly and just sound cringe and rude.

I can’t take it anymore, and I’m wondering how to fight fire with fire without getting fired? Or maybe I should just grin and bear it? Dissociate for an hour each morning? You tell me.

Thanks as always!

Ruth 

(Names in body of the email are fictional and stupid for emphasis)

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In 2025, we gave advice to 40 different people—saving lives, one fight at a time. But which episode was the best? Well, we asked our Patreon community to vote for their favorite episode of 2025. This is their top choice!

We're taking a little holiday break, but never fear, we'll be back soon with a brand new season of Advice Fight!

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The boys are crazy for the hunkiest toys in history!

Adam, Ben, and Andrew scour the recesses of their memory — and their memory of recesses — to determine which toys have the most hunkitude.

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WARNING: This episode (even more so than all of the others) might not be for children!

The boys attempt to help a parent on the cusp of having the Santa talk. But this is the 2025 championship fight, so instead the boys attempt to club each other to death in a field.

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Earnestness Horn! Today’s episode is a heavy one. A listener needs advice on dealing with a sibling experiencing illness—and the rapidly approaching reality that they may soon become their sibling's sole caretaker.

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