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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Dearest Grawlix,
I'm 22, just graduated college, and live at home with my parents in NYC. I don't drink (makes me fall asleep), I don't smoke (scared of cancer), and I'm vegan (liberal cuck). What habits and/or vices should I pick up to balance out these uncool qualities?
Thank you for your wisdom,
Viceless in Mamdani-stan
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WE'VE GOT A PARENTING ADVICE QUESTION TODAY:
Dear Boyz with a Z,
Long-time Grawlix, long-time Advice Fighter, first-time letter writer.
It's me, your boy ACH. I'm writing to you two today for dad advice. My oldest son Malcolm is in second grade and his second year at his current school, and it just seems to not be a fit.
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Long time writer, first time listener.
My partner with whom I am in a serious relationship, has asked me to move in with him. This is a move towards us getting married. Here is my dilemma, he is a widower and still has pictures of his first wife up in the house. This isn’t strange since his adult kids come over frequently. Now, I don’t want to be an asshole, but if I’m going to live there, I don’t want to see her picture on the wall. I need your advice on how to approach this.
Thank you!
K
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TODAY'S QUESTION
Dearest docs,
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Squirrels keep stealing tomatoes from my garden. I've tried nets, metal screens, chili powder. A motion-activated noise thingy. Nothing works. I need some fresh ideas. Please help!
Hugs and kisses,
Mater Gator
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TODAY'S QUESTION
Long time listener, first time writer.
How can I pick up a guy at the pickleball courts? (Or anywhere out in the wild for that matter?)
I grew up in the 80s/90s where no one was teaching us ladies how to pick up men... How do I tell who's single? Who's interested? How do I let it be known that I'm single? Do guys want to be hit on?... Is that a turn off?
I would love to find someone to dink around the kitchen with, both on and off the courts.I recently joined a league so I can work on my pickleball game, and now I'm coming to you boyz for help to work on my "game" game. What say ye-es? [yeez]
Sincerely, Desperately Dinking "Susan"
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Dearest GrawDogs,
I moved to Denver in 2011 (it seems like Producer Ron™ loves your Denver-specific riffs, so I’ll just mention that my first apartment was at 13th & Grant, across from City O’ and the original Quiznos, that I believe is now a hair salon or something).
Anyway, moving here was the first time I left home, and for the last 15 years I have enjoyed blissful, family-free autonomy. Recently however, my sister and her family moved from out of state to a house a few miles from my place…
Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice folks and we all get along, but in the last couple of weeks I have received multiple texts suggesting we get dinner (again), or get drinks (again), or that they’re at the park down the street if I want to stop by (again)… I’m happy to hang from time to time, but I still want to maintain the family-less freedom i’ve come to know and enjoy.
Fighters of advice, in your infinite wisdom, what should I do? Can I tell them to respectfully kick rocks as they get settled in a new city? Should I suck it up and be grateful to have family nearby? Help me, Grawlix three!
— Not-so-family-friendly in Denver
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Gentlemen Fighters,
My family and I are having a challenging time out here in the burbs of Denver. For the past 2 years we have had fairly consistent ding-dong ditches at our house between 8 and 10pm. It would only be a minor annoyance if not for the devastating effects on our household.
Of note:
1- our neurotic shepherd dog. We had to put this dog on prozac earlier this year because of her anxiety, so these late-night intrusions derail this fragile dog.
2- if the doorbell doesn't wake the kids up, the dog does with her insane, shrill barking and spinning out around the house.
3- the kids. Our 7-year-old is starting to get freaked out by these random knock/doorbell instrusions while he is falling asleep or asleep for the night. The worst effects are on our 3-year-old. After 2 years of constant bedtime battles and not sleeping through the night we have finally made progress, but these late-night interruptions are starting to undo all of those efforts.
Our current solutions aren't working. We have a camera doorbell (that's why we know it's teenagers). We have a motion-sensor light on our driveway, and we leave our front light on too. These deterrents have no effect on these determined teens. Our street runs along a park and our neighbors have encountered the same issue, but not as frequently. We won't call the cops for these minor things, and it wouldn't help anyway. My wife and I figured that the Advice Doctors would have the best prescription to stop these inconsiderate dicks, without causing retribution.
Sleepless in Centennial, your friend,
Elliot
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Me and 4 of my great friends all have mothers or mothers-in-law named "Barb." Please let us know the best way to commemorate our friendship with your best Barb-forward idea. Thank you!
--Kyle
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