Advice Squad

The holy trinity of problem solving meet again and are ready to show you the way to salvation.

- Husband has changed beyond all recognition.

- I wooooow to protect you from ninjas and pirates.

- How can I say for sure that I wasn't a sexy child?

- I wish I had picked a better man.

- My wife does the diry with her hermano... kinky but wrong.

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

Once we resolve your issues we'll move on to solving the pandemic but we work in order of date for submitted issues so it'll be a few decades before we have time to cure covid and cancer, for now enjoy us solving the below:

1 Wife has lovers name tattoed on her... he dead.

2 I like being bare arsed in public, how do I tell my new girl?

3 My bf tried to anal me when I was passed out drunk.

4 I've fallen for a fake person online.

5 I can hear my son having sex.

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

Another week another slew of problems solved with our hands tied behind our backs: 

// Maybe got an older lady pregnant.... 

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If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

The peeps are back! Sit back, relax and enjoy the finking being done for you:

1 Our mum had a secret life as a prostitute and porn star to provide for us kids. 

2 I want to go all the way with a woman but have only been with other men before. 

3 My boyfriend is a lad and is going on a lads holiday. 

4 My wiiiiiifeeee has debt of 10k but won't tell me where the money went. 

5 Should I be a snitch? 

6 I get anxious whenever my boyfrined does anything without me. 

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

The peeps are back! On the rag and opinionating!

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems again:

1 Guy I did gay things with is getting married to a woman...

2 My vegan girlfriend wants me to get rid of my cat.

3 Is it ok to break up with someone because of fat shaming?

4 My penis is too small, shall I pay for a hoe?

5 Girlfriend doesn't understand video games.

6 My girlfriend has slept with 100 men, my number is only 10

7 Dad has sex with a friend, should I tell me mum?

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

The men with all the solutions return to fix all of the world's problems! We are here to save you. Problems on the menu this week:

1. He likes rough sex but I don't

2. My wife's fetish is ruining our relationship

3. Sex has dried up since fella got fat

4. Frustrated by boyfriends compulsive eating

5. Terrible Christmas food

6. Should I remove my birthmark?

7. Boyfriend said that I was embarraing him when giving birth

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems and all far too easily! We will have to slow down at a point, but not yet! This weeks problems:

1. My wife is denying we are married - solved

2. I've recently discovered that my 16 y/o son is looking at pornography - solved

3. My boyfriend won't use his real voice - solved

4. I love my girlfriend but worry I will regret it if I don't explore my sexuality - solved

5. I like a deaf girl - solved

If you want your problem solved, submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)