AE Double Back - The AEW Dynamite Recap Show

Rating: 79% - Worth Watching

Put your mouth on the rope, you sexy hooligans! Tonight’s another banger! La Sicarria versus Swole and Deeb is lighting a fire under the women’s divisions ass while The Good, The Bad, and The Hungee are just lighting fires of AWESOMENESS everywhere they go! Between that and Team Taz, Eddie Kingston, and Thunder Rosa cutting promos that could level cities, you’ve got an ep fully worth watching, then hanging with us after the fact.

Rating: 77% - Worth Watching

How’s this episode only getting a 77%, but so darn entertaining to watch anyway? From front (Bucks v TH2) to back (MJF v Orange), this one’ll hit you with the weight of a thousand souls! Is it the extra “shit”? Who can say? Bonus points if you can spot where we had to edit out a three-year old in the background (there are many).

Rating: 98% - Must Watch

Our highest rated episode ever! Who was the jerk who gave the lone middle thumb? You get three guesses!

A diamond battle royal! An amazing match with Team Taz vs. Allin and Rhodes! And, of course, the surprise debut of [REDACTED]! Whaaaaaat? Who would've thunk it!

Rating: 77% - Worth Watching

A lot of highs and lows this week - including one of what we’re now calling the AE Double Rainbow! That’s when there’s a thumb up, a thumb down, and a thumb in the middle. Y’know, like all the colors of the rainbow? And like that double rainbow viral vi- y’know what? You get it. Explaining it is already making it sound dumber. And explaining the explanation is making it worse. I should just stop now.

This week’s podcast is almost as long as the show we’re recapping - it might *actually* be the same length if you take out commercials. Apologies, but there was a lotta poop talk we had to get through before talking about wrestling. FTW!

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Rating: 80% - Must Watch

Oh, man - this one’s a doozy. Sorry and you’re welcome.

Rating: 64% Watch Segments

What?! Is this the WORST episode of Dynamite that we’ve ever watched? It’s not a terrible episode, but it is eminently missable. High points include (according to Calder) Wardlow/Page, (according to Chan), Deeb/Hirsch, and (according to Theresa) Penta/Omega. Watch at your peril! Your spoooooooky peril!

Rating: 82% Must Watch

When we say the show is a “must watch”, we mean it. But this week we REALLY REALLY mean it. If you’ve managed to avoid spoilers, continue to do so and watch at least the Jericho/MJF dinner. You may love it, you may hate it, but we guarantee, you will not have predicted it.

Stick around after the episode because, due to Spectrum being THE WORST INTERNET ON THE PLANET, Theresa didn’t get to see it, so we made her watch it on YouTube and recorded her doing it. Hear a mind get blown in real time!

Rating: 75% Worth Watching

What’s going on, AEW? Huh? Our money not good enough for you? Theresa unleashes about her experience - or non-experience - with AEW’s Heels thing. Also, all manner of sartorial atrocities are discussed including That Jacket (the best!) and That Helmet (the worst!) and the Inception of picture-in-picture commercials.

Rating: 81% Must Watch

Look, Jericho could have got Obama and Trump to kiss on video and it STILL wouldn’t have been as mindblowing as the SNL closer. That’s just a fact.

Rating: 83% Must Watch

Look, there are a lot of important and entertaining things that happened on this show, but if you take away nothing else, let it be this: if you pronounce it like that, nobody will think of your legacy as strong like cement. They’ll think of semen all over your legacy AND NOBODY WANTS THAT.