Show Rating: 3.53 with 8 Middles and 5 Downs

Yikes! Not great for a go-home show. But for a moderately-hyped Collision? Probably fine.

Show Rating: 4.61

• 60 Thumbs Up
• 2 Thumbs in the Middle
• 1 Thumb Down

Week 2 of the new rating system! What do you think?

Show Rating: 4.93

New rating system! No idea if it works, but see if this makes sense.

Every segment, each of the hosts are allowed to give up to three thumbs up or down OR one thumb in the middle.

There aren't usually a lot of middles and downs, so we leave those as they are - you'll know it's a stinker of a show if there's more than a handful of middles or more than a couple downs.

We divide the ups by the number of segments, which means there's a possible rating of 0 to 9. After a couple weeks, it looks like a 5 out of 9 is a good show. Maybe? Tell us what you think!

Show Rating: 66 Thumbs Up, 11 Thumbs in the Middle

We're trying something new! Here's the new show rating! Chan came up with it and has no idea what it means! But it's definitely more accurate! Once we figure out how it works!

Show Rating: 82% - Worth Watching

Clearly, out rating system is borked because this episode was better than the January 1st episode.

Show Rating: 98% Dang!

Fires still going, Theresa had to evacuate for a couple days, but we're all okay. Hope you are too!

Show Rating: 96% - WTF?

Rating’s a little skewed this week on account of there being TWENTY segments, which is, like, half again as many as usual.

Alternate episode titles:

We Ran Out of Body Bags … Continue

Shiny Bun Boy Status RESCINDED

Seal in My Juices Please

Show Rating: 94%

Show Rating: 90%

Show Rating: 83%