Did Swerve steal 'Taker's zombie sit-up?

aka Cats: They're Not Dogs

aka Good Vibes Only

aka The World Cares About Ernest

aka Brody King, the Arf Arf Guy

Man, they brought that solid oak desk all the way to Nebraska?

Do your ears hang low?

PPV is Sunday, not Saturday!

Y'know what? Ratings are kinda dumb.

Show Rating: 3.15 with 41 Up Thumbs, 10 Middle Thumbs, and 3 Down Thumbs

This whole rating system is really overcomplicating itself, isn't it?

Show Rating: 3.53 with 8 Middles and 5 Downs

Yikes! Not great for a go-home show. But for a moderately-hyped Collision? Probably fine.

Show Rating: 4.61

• 60 Thumbs Up
• 2 Thumbs in the Middle
• 1 Thumb Down

Week 2 of the new rating system! What do you think?

Show Rating: 4.93

New rating system! No idea if it works, but see if this makes sense.

Every segment, each of the hosts are allowed to give up to three thumbs up or down OR one thumb in the middle.

There aren't usually a lot of middles and downs, so we leave those as they are - you'll know it's a stinker of a show if there's more than a handful of middles or more than a couple downs.

We divide the ups by the number of segments, which means there's a possible rating of 0 to 9. After a couple weeks, it looks like a 5 out of 9 is a good show. Maybe? Tell us what you think!