i'm either joined by the Dauntless Dutchman to discuss robbery bad and three man boxing good, or i do one long, almost flawless impression of him. either way, listen. or don't.

on this episode i, Melissa, welcome the Unreal Anna Adams and her pet lemur, AeKS, onto MY SHOW to discuss the Spice Girls, waffles, and how to make your trip to walmart an entertaining one. 

follow ME on twitter- @smallcrimez

follow AeKS, my guest, on twitter- @snboab

follow Anna in the grocery store, but from a distance because she bites.

wandering through the woods, i stumbled upon a cave, smelled some good trees, and found the perfect arbor day guest. in homage to @timelineearth, we totally recorded live on APRIL (not may) 30th, definitely not more than a week in advance. join me and Bird as we uncover The Kid Conspiracy, get that bread, invent ancient polish folklore, get high as a giraffe's ass, and change the culinary world forever.

Chillderburg is coming up a the end of may (not april) and if you haven't decided if you're going or not, you ain't black. chillderburg.com for more info.

as a reward for being so patient with the delays in the release of episode 3, i figured i'd pull back the curtain a little bit and give you a quick peek at how i roll here at AdW. as a bonus to the bonus, you get to learn the identity of the handsome and charismatic guest i recorded with for the upcoming live arbor day special!!! enjoy, but don't spoil it. make people listen, you heathens.

i welcome my wife to our house to record a discussion of her lady bits (medical stuff, get your head out the gutter) and to answer some random questions. being the gentleman that i am, i let her use my headset to record while i recorded on my phone, so i apologize for sounding worse than i usually do. it's another long one, but i heard you're into that 

Kitty occasionally appears on twitter, sharing out of context AeKS quotes @MrsDick8 

and more frequently on instagram @spoonie_mrs.murphy

Also follow our dog Pond, who absolutely runs her own account @comealongpondpup

follow me on twitter at bllahblahkejncllcal or something and your spice girls opinions are probably wrong

AeKS sits down with twitter homies @therealtett, @Ace_Archist, @cottonarchist, and @hbk_2806 to discuss lumpia, zoomers, andy taylor's dark secret, sic bass lines, and Cotton's quest to find a g(ish)f. ya know, the important stuff.

video on heavy metal gangs:

https://youtu.be/IBygHZTZM9Q

AeKS gives a halfassed overview of the show, then dives headfirst into what could possibly be the most vile vagina in human history. Not literally dives in, that would be disgusting, especially since Mary Toft has been dead for centuries.