Relax your face, don't kick your legs, smile don't smile. Adventures during my photoshoot.

It's more complicated than it appears, plus the existential issue.

Listen to me.

What is Top 10 anything or everything. I made a superfast list of top 10 random things I want most, and was surprised at the results. Then I looked at a few of the 25 trillion results on Google.

Do you? Free will or bust.

I don't believe you. What about: I can’t fucking believe you gave me this prize? Or: Why didn’t you notice me earlier? Or: I totally deserve this more than you, that’s why I won. Or: It’s fixed. I know everyone. The prize is fixed.

Be a verb inside a stanza. Fling yourself into the pool.