After 2 Beers

Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles and the fragile line between understanding and discipline. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, debates, and a little bit of Elvis Presley and Etta James.

We've also got a hilarious A to B news segment that involves a man at a La Quinta Inn and the incessant pumpkin spice frenzy. Brace yourselves for a deep-dive into some of the most iconic performances in music history - from the Beatles to Elvis and Etta James. We'll take you on a trip down memory lane, discussing the magic of those moments and how they continue to inspire us. But hold on, we're not done yet. Prepare for a laughter riot as we explore some of the craziest things people have managed to get stuck in their rectums. You wouldn't believe what some people have used as... toys.

As we wind down, we reflect on the rollercoaster ride that is parenting. We all struggle with it, the constant self-doubt, the challenges, and the bittersweet moments of letting go as they grow up. We share our experiences and thoughts on co-parenting classes, emergency room visits, and the life journey of rapper Big Sean. So, join us as we laugh, reflect, and maybe learn a thing or two about life and parenting.

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Ever pondered whether it's acceptable to keep a picture of your ex in your office? Brace yourself for an explosive debate as we navigate through this tricky question in our "Am I the Asshole?" segment. We'll also be weighing the merits of city attractions, revealing what we'd splurge on in Costco, and sharing our favorite tipples. And don't miss our lively chat about everything from Fred Bologna to the Undertaker's fear of cucumbers.

How much do you know about the implications of AI technology? Buckle up as we drop some hard-hitting truths about how this cutting-edge tech could potentially replace human labor and intercept our passwords. We'll also be tackling a distressing incident involving Kentucky's largest school system's transportation system, shedding light on the impact on the children caught in the middle. 

Bringing our episode to a close, we address a somber subject - an unfortunate shooting incident that leads us to a discussion on the importance of mental health. This serves as a potent reminder to reach out to those who may be struggling around us. And remember, we're hosting a live show in September, and we'd love for you to join us. Tune in, engage, and bring your thoughts - we're all ears!

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Ever wonder how a friendly brawl at Montgomery could lead to a deep discussion about the fine line between friendship and business? Get ready to be intrigued as we dive into an unfiltered conversation about everything from abandoned dogs to scams involving QR codes on parking meters. We also indulge in a bit of nostalgia, reminiscing about the haunted houses of yesteryears and the precautions one should take when exploring such places. 

Imagine setting your own car ablaze after a four-day binge. Sounds crazy, right? Yet, that's precisely what one man did, and we're recounting his wild tale. But it's not all laughs and thrills as we also touch on the serious issue of animal cruelty, focusing on the heartbreaking story of a woman who abandoned her French bulldog at the Pittsburgh airport. We stress the necessity of being a voice for the voiceless, advocating for those who can't speak for themselves. 

Wrapping up the conversation, we delve into the complexities of friendship and business, particularly when it comes to renting a house to a friend. We ponder why friends often expect discounts and discuss the importance of maintaining a balance between personal relationships and business transactions. We also emphasise the significance of checking on those who may be struggling, reminding listeners of the importance of empathy and support. So, tune in for an episode that's a whirlwind of emotions, from laughter to contemplation, freedom to responsibility. An enormous shoutout to our buddy Kevin Shook for the fantastic studio and our Patreon sponsors for their backing!

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Feeling a tad controversial? Buckle up as we venture into our new segment, "Am I the @sshole?", where we examine the nuances of everyday stories, starting with a brother who gave his sister a homeschooling pop quiz. Spoiler alert: tears were involved. Also, keep your ears perked for Giblber's Giblets and A2B News, all from the cozy corners of our friend Kevin Shook’s E-Studio. 

Ever wonder why you might need deodorant, but your Korean friend doesn’t? We're exploring the science behind armpit odor, the benefits, and challenges of homeschooling, and the oddity of getting a DUI on a mower - yes, you read that right, a lawnmower. In between, we'll throw in some lighthearted banter about a stolen Ferrari and the latest candy craze - mustard-flavored Skittles. It's safe to say, there's never a dull moment when we're on the air!

As we wind down, we're putting the spotlight on the digital age's influence on relationships. With staggering statistics about the role of DMs in budding romances and how social media conflict is a real thing, this discussion is sure to leave you pondering. But it's not all doom and gloom - we'll also highlight the importance of reaching out to those who might be struggling. Because, who knew a simple beer could mean so much to someone? So grab a cold one and join us for a rollercoaster ride of enlightening hilarity. You won't regret it.

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Ready to debate who the real jerk is at a Miranda Lambert concert? If the thought of celebrities calling out their audience tickles your curiosity, you're in for a treat! Our version of the popular 'Am I the Asshole?' segment kicks off with a fiery discussion around a selfie-taking incident at a Lambert gig. We dissect the crowd's reaction, captured in a video recorded by a fan, and challenge you to decide who's right and who's wrong.

Ever wondered what makes Crocs the footwear equivalent of a guilty pleasure? Let's embark on a humorous exploration of why these controversial shoes have captured the world's attention. We also bring you a side-splitting analysis of the eccentric wardrobe selections in the movie Idiocracy. But it's not all laughs as we also tackle a unique quandary: why don't film villains use iPhones or iPads? Our speculation is sure to give you a hearty laugh.

As the episode wraps up, we take a deep dive into the themes of small-town pride and territorial protection in pop culture, sparked by Jason Aldean's 'Dirt Road Anthem'. Comparing it with Hank Williams Jr's 'Country Boy Can't Survive', we explore the narrative similarities in popular films like 'Roadhouse Dalton', 'Rambo: First Blood', and 'Smokey and the Bandit'. So, grab a beer, put up your Crocs-clad feet, and join us for this entertaining and thought-provoking journey into the world of country music, controversial fashion, and small-town ethos.

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Tantalize your taste buds and prep your belly for chuckles as we navigate the culinary world of complimentary restaurant food, personal gross habits, and the drama of sharing snacks! Get ready to debate the merits of Italian bread with olive oil versus Red Lobster's addictive cheddar bay biscuits, or those crunchy salsa-soaked chips from your favorite Mexican eatery. Ever wondered if you're normal when you pick your wedgie while walking, make calls on the toilet, or get entranced by pimple popping videos? Spoiler alert: You're in the majority! 

We're spilling the beans and the popcorn on the power struggles that erupt when partners have differing snacking habits. Get ready for tales of hidden stashes, midnight feasts, and the eternal question of "what constitutes a portion?" The conversation takes a wild turn as we confess our own drunken wedding misadventures. Get ready to laugh out loud as you hear about canal swimming escapades and mid-hair and makeup vomit sessions. 

Before we wrap up, we take a moment to reflect on the importance of reaching out and making a difference in someone's life. We're not all about the laughs; we're also about the love. So grab a snack (we won't judge if it's from your secret stash), sit back, and get ready for a rollercoaster of food, laughs, and life lessons. Don't forget to hit up our webpage aftertubeers.com for past episodes and some sweet sticker swag! Remember, we're here for a good time, and a long time, so join the conversation and share your own stories!

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Who knew a phrase as innocuous as "sleep divorced" could spark such a lively conversation? Find out how one-third of adults are engaging in this peculiar phenomenon and what it means for our relationships. We're also taking a wild ride into song dissections, co-parenting quagmires, and the explosive mix of social media, gossip, and new love interests. 

Ever wondered how a game as unpredictable as golf could turn into a lifesaver? Hear the fascinating story of rock legend Alice Cooper's struggle with alcohol addiction and how the sport of golf played a pivotal role in his recovery. We're also chatting about a bizarre 20-foot-tall Cheeto statue, the tragic irony of the North Face Founder's demise, and the intriguing comparison of Rumble Strutting in guinea pigs to behavior in the wider animal kingdom. 

To top it all, we have a shocking news story from Thailand involving a gardener and a lawnmower blade that ends in a fatal accident. What would you do if faced with such a gory situation? While we hope you never have to deal with that, we couldn't help but delve into a light-hearted speculation about it. As we wrap things up, we would like to send a massive thank you to all our supporters. Remember, our website aftertwobeers.com is the go-to place for stickers, our tip jar, and much more. Stay tuned and stay curious, folks!

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Have you ever found yourself debating the attractiveness of a comedian while chatting with your friends at a bar? Or wondered if tipping has gone a bit out of hand? That’s exactly the kind of lively banter you can expect from us in this episode, where we're joined by our most recurring guest, Puddin Summers. In a true bar-side conversation, we navigate through topics as varied as comedian Matt Reif, the tipping culture, and the divisive ‘Am I the Asshole?’ segment. We promise you a convivial, thought-provoking, and laughter-filled chat that will make you feel like you’re out with good friends!

What if you could dissect social etiquette, pop culture, and some downright bizarre news stories, all while nursing your favorite drink? Well, that's exactly what we do in this episode. We examine the peculiarities of human behavior, from a Rhode Island man’s unique gift-giving strategy to a scandalous bar promotion in Australia. We also delve into more serious issues, like the implications of airing family drama on social media. And in between, we share a few hilarious tidbits about the making of Jurassic Park and the antics of the Stand by Me cast.

We wrap up this episode on a slightly somber note, acknowledging that we all know someone who might be struggling silently. We remind everyone to take a moment from their busy lives to reach out to those around them. After all, it's the little acts of kindness that can mean the world to someone in their darkest hour. So, grab your drink of choice, sit back, and join us as we share stories, laughs, and a few pearls of wisdom. Cheers to good times, great friends, and unforgettable conversations!

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How often do you get a chance to hang out with the tremendously popular TikTok duo, Blood and Vampira? This is one of those rare episodes where we indulge in some hysterical banter at Richmond's famous 9-Eleven Tavern, unraveling unexpected stats like the surprising number of men under 35 who've admitted to bringing condoms to a funeral. Ever wonder just what on earth people get up to at high school reunions? We've got some shocking figures that will have you laughing out loud. 

But the fun doesn't stop there! We venture into the world of content creation as Blood and Vampira spill their secrets on how they amassed 425,000 followers and a viral video with a staggering 4.6 million views. Hear their hilarious stories about wardrobe malfunctions, filming in public and get a sneak peek into their creative process. We also introduce you to their latest merchandise from Black Dog Printing. We wrap up with Blood and Vampira's insight on how they deal with fame, ignore haters, and embrace supporters. Tune in for this episode full of hearty laughs and a fascinating glimpse into the lives of these social media influencers. Trust us, you won't want to miss this!

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