A quick update and apology from Rine on previous assumptions she has found to be incorrect and why she's upset with Stephen Colbert...

WARNING: Explicit Content. Be smart, don't listen with your kids in the car unless you want to discuss how a butt plug works with them.

This was the worst shit we've ever read, and that's saying something. It is really, truly cringe-worthy in every sense of the word. You will absolutely hear groans throughout the podcast, but not the fun ones. We really took one for the team and read Taken by the Pterodactyl so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Enjoy!

-Rine and Guest Host Tea

 

 

"Dianne is a shepherd, watching over a flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?"

 

Music Credit: "Does That Turn You On?" by Lemon

WARNING: Explicit Content. Be smart, don't listen with your kids in the car unless you want to discuss how a butt plug works with them.

We didn't realize alien erotica was a thing, but clearly it is! We're excited to discuss Mastered by Her Mates by Grace Goodwin. Amanda Bryant as she becomes Earth's very first Interstellar Bride, mating with not one, but TWO gigantic warriors from the Zakar clan. And yes, butt plugs make an appearance in this episode as well. 

Enjoy!

-Rine and Sav

 

"Amanda Bryant has been a spy for five long years, but when aliens suddenly appear claiming a deadly enemy threatens Earth's very survival, Amanda is asked by her superiors to accept the most dangerous mission of her life...volunteer to be an alien's bride, to share the strange warrior's bed, and then betray him."

 

Music Credit: "Does That Turn You On?" by Lemon

Join us in two weeks to discuss our next brain busting book!

WARNING: Explicit Content. Be smart, don't listen with your kids in the car unless you want to discuss how a butt plug works with them.

In honor of the little baby Jesus, we will be reviewing Cowboys for Christmas by Jan Springer for our very first episode. We laugh, we cry, we drink, we discuss purple penis'... and butt plugs. SO many butt plug jokes.  

Enjoy!

-Rine, Ceci, and Sav

 

"Jennifer Jane Watson has spent the past ten Christmases in a maximum security prison. The last thing she expects is to get early parole along with a job on a secluded Canadian cattle ranch serving Christmas holiday dinners to three of the sexiest cowboys she's ever met!"

Music Credit: "Does That Turn You On?" by Lemon

Join us in two weeks to discuss our next brain busting book: Mastered by her Mates by Grace Goodwin (we highly recommend reading along with us prior to listening).