After Hours

Another trip 'After Hours' to meet the medium who claims to be able to match you up with your perfect spirit lover via his dating seances, before we drop into some late-night radio talk debating whether Haitian immigrants eat pets or raise zombies. The-Man-in-the-Pub, meanwhile, recalls that 'Hijab Halloween', when his friend claimed to have become the target of trick-or-treating suicide bombers. A top secret report reveals some disturbing facts about US executions - is the electric chair creating super-charged, revenge-seeking, zombies? We also drop in on the WNKR Evening News for a discussion of a possible trick-or-treat assassination plot against President Trump, before intrepid reporter Charles Coalshed investigates the truth behind reports that raw sewage being dumped in Britain's rivers is creating a strange - and squelchy - new lifeform.

We take another journey After Hours to discover a lost PG Wodehouse classic: 'Steady On, Jeeves'. Can Jeeves' secret photography studio in the pantry save the day for Bertie? Will the proceeds from the Drones Club nude calendar raise the funds to pay off Aunt Dahlia's gambling debts? 'Consumer Eye' looks into a dodgy sexual deviant dating app, while The-Man-in-the-Pub tries to sell his re-imagining of classic British sitcom 'On The Buses'. Is the world ready for his vision of drug dealing bus crews and drive by shootings by double-decker bus? Plus, just why was a kebab shop burned to the ground by soldiers in hazmat suits? One man recalls how one bad takeaway terrorised an entire town. Across the pond - is ICE sourcing its equipment from providers of 'adult' toys? Hear top reporter's hard-hitting in-depth investigation. Finally, join Harry and Stan as they dig up some more graveyard relics and try to restore them in 'Dead and Buried'.

We're After Hours again, where the mysterious 'Night Caller' is disturbing the sleep of people who didn't even know he was listening. Who is he? Is he really from 'Radio Midnight', the talk station that calls you? Meanwhile, Dagenham's top citizen journalist investigates strange goings-on at the local supermarket which could lead to the sound of Voodoo drums being heard all across England. The-Man-in-the-Pub declares war on street performers after an unfortunate encounter with a 'living statue', while 'Camera Obscura' is back, discussing an obscure bondage-themed beach movie. The WNKR late movie is previewed before we find out whether 'Immigrants Ate My Granny!' as political candidate claims widespread cannibalism amongst illegal immigrants.

Once again we go After Hours to find out why streaming TV customers are finding their ordinary lives turned into TV dramas. There's drama in the meth lab for Dr Smith, Will and the Robot in this week's episode of 'Lost and Spaced' as an experiment gets out of hand, while The-Man-in-the-Pub wades into the 'Paul is Dead' debate and uncovers a bizarre tale of amnesia, stolen identities and market stalls. Psychic FM's agony uncle looks into a case of 'Naked Possession' and we get a preview of WNKR's new classic comedy. Finally, the 'Battering of Britain' is spotlighted in an investigation of a violent new trend sweeping the country: fish battery. Do fresh fish sales need to be restricted as gangs armed with fish bring terror to Britain's streets?

As ever, only the voices and some of the music are AI generated. Otherwise. After Hours is written, edited and produced by a human being - me.

Back in the world of After Hours, can Dan guess who the real celebrity sinner is in 'It's a Sin!'? We get a preview of the new, non-woke, 'Doctor Who', while The-Man-in-the-Pub ponders the existence of an entirely unknown (to the public) regeneration of The Doctor. 'Consumer Eye', meanwhile, investigates a dodgy 'On the Day' hearse hire app, with explosive consequences, while the 'Downey Bit Spaceman', who terrorised the female inhabitants of a small village, is exposed, before we go behind the scenes at a tabloid newspaper.

Welcome back to the world of ‘After Hours’. In our latest journey through the dark hours, we ask whether a pair of brown flannel trousers can be possessed by evil, as ‘The Man in the Pub’ recalls his cousin’s traumatic experiences with some haunted trousers. Elsewhere, ordinary people ruminate over their amourous celebrity encounters, WNKR News goes ‘Behind the Headlines’ to find out what is really going on in Kash Patel’s bathroom and we go on duty with the ‘Dog Dirt Detectives’, keeping the streets of LA safe and clean. Plus, we hear how one man spent seven years in a gorilla suit in a Sunbury Zoo.

‘After Hours’ was created using Google AI Studio and Chat GPT Reader. Music and sound effects by Freesound Community and ShadowsandEchoes- all via Pixababy.

Welcome back to the dimension known as ‘After Hours’. Join us in a night time journey through some conversations in the night cafe, get some late night consumer advice about the dangers of Uber-type taxi services and tune into a radio shock jock as he finds himself confronted with the ‘truth’ about Trump and those ‘UFO Files’. The Man in the Pub’, meanwhile, recalls his encounter with ‘The Man Who Fought Hitler’s Ghost’ – just why are the spectres of some of the twentieth century’s worst dictators assaulting a pub goer on the streets of West London? We wrap up the dark hours with an episode of ‘Weird Shit or What?’ with Bill Shitner, as he tries to get to the bottom of one woman’s terrifying amourous encounters with a number of resurrected horror legends.

Written and Produced by Doc Sleaze

‘After Hours’ was created using Google AI Studio and GPT Reader. Music and sound effects by Freesound Community and Simplesound – all via Pixababy.

Welcome back to the dimension known as 'After Hours'. Join us in a night time journey through some unusual news stories, the world of cult movie fanatics and a forgotten nineties sitcom. 'The Man in the Pub', meanwhile, ponders the possibility that Britain's press are trying to manipulate reality - are Tulpa-manifesting Tibetan monks the government's secret defence? A 1970s BBC documentary explores 'A Day in the Life of a Tribute Messiah', before we wrap up the dark hours with some 'Late Night Politics' at WNKR Pittsburgh.

Written and Produced by Doc Sleaze

A tour through the world of After Hours. Night Talk - I Let My House to A Serial Killer! Talk Radio - Drug Baron Trump? The Man in the Pub offers his opinions on The Rise of the Robots. WNKR late movie preview and late news. Confidential Report: Nudists From Outer Space?

Written and Produced by Doc Sleaze