Spectacular Vernacular!: Miriah returns for a second go, Neil reads a poem from his friend Raul, we discuss vernacular, substitute teachers, birthday parties, and getting in trouble in high school. We have never-before-heard tracks from Dear Kerosene's upcoming album. This shit's da skank!

Do You Party?: Special Guest: Miriah, Music: Endless Mic and New Town Drunks, Liquor stores and childhood, graduation, celebrating, bad jokes, talking in third person, shameless self promotion, Miriah's a pothead, and other things we don't condone.

Douching for Dorks: Douche with Lysol, Neil raps (rofl), euphamisms, being a dork, POGs, His Dark Materials, Neil is misogynist feminist, porcelain dolls & clowns, grandparents & taxidermy, more Hide Your Crisco, Neil and Daniel can't speak, graduation, En Garde.

Jews for Music: Hide Your Crisco and Lock Up Your Daughters, spinners, Neil's music corner (broken up bands), Hair zalonz, don vito.

Favourites: Starlets, soda, musicals, body parts, animals, and other things Oprah hates.

Go number 2: Google maps, Martha Stewart, Cinco De Mayo, LJ, Art, and Rosie O'Donell vs Megan Mullally.

Our first podcast: Mr. Gay Austria, Collaging your mom, poop, clits, lipo, local music, and other crap.