A mouse is spliced with the genetic essence of one America’s greatest entertainers, will he be scientifically validated a hybrid legacy for the singing legend? A gang of consumers, upset with the product of local merchant decides to take matters into their own hands. And mouths. Will eating a placenta give you super powers? Andrew tells a story of a stinky vagrant who tried to win the JREF Million Dollar Challenge. Cyborg assaulted at French McDonalds. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Listener Spots: • Justin is forced to pledge his allegiance to a one-way Mars mission • Brandon bit.ly/portraitvote Picks: Andrew: Bronson Brian: Rational Optimist Justin: Batman Begins

The anniversary of that mysterious night in New Mexico when a phenomenon crashed to Earth sparks a debate over how the crash would be different today. Spiro and The Fudge are called back into duty when a possum poison caper is unleashed on a small village. Can lil Fudge save the lil critters in time? A horrifying Vietnam vet story. Are aliens managing our civilization’s advance through radio contact? FINALLY! An EPIC spoiler-filled battle over Amazing Spider-Man! Be warned true believers, some might not survive this edition of Weird Things! Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Listener Spots: • Drowtales • Barstool Prophets • Happy Birthday Haley Nelson! Picks: Andrew: Drive Brian: Y: The Last Man Justin: Locke & Key

We turn it over to listener questions for this July 4th edition of the podcast. Who would win in a fight: a Unicorn or a Pegasus? If you could live forever and but a stranger had to die, would you? Is there a mega shark lurking beneath the waves? The tables are turned as the hosts feel the brunt of our audiences weird questions! Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Listener Spots: • Vinnland Old Time Radio • The Dolls of Lisbon • Simone and Andrew Picks: Andrew: Contagen Brian: What Are Dreams Justin: Amazing Spider-Man

Brian stumbles into his new infant child’s room only to find a bloody mystery involving a deadly animal and a hidden menace. Andrew reassures the listeners that the labs producing the most deadly diseases on the planet are being kept extremely safe and secure. Wait, no. The opposite of that. Also, ferrets could be the harbinger of a new super plague. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Picks: Andrew: The People vs. George Lucas Brian: Locke and Key Justin: Preacher

The three amigos are reunited yet again in this thrilling episode of the podcast. Justin is rightly ridiculed for refusing to lower his expectations for the already far overachieving Voyager probe. Andrew and Brian debate the feasibility of searching for Dyson Spheres. AND FINALLY all three really hash out their feeling on Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. Tears are shed. Blood is spilled. Things get weird. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: • Stacey Baldwin • Scam School Book 2 Picks: Andrew: Star Wars: The Original Radio Drama Brian: Tron Uprising Justin: Preacher

Brian and Andrew are joined by special guest Dr. Paul Zak, author of the new book The Moral Molecule. They discuss how much of the body needs to be replaced by machine parts before you are no longer considered human. Also, the likelihood of robot sexually transmitted diseases. Narcisism inspired by chat bots, how little we know about our own brains and why we are constantly building our next generation to live forever. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: • FREE SCI FI STORY MarkSelye.blogspot.com • Wish Ruth a Happy Birthday • Indie Love Picks: Andrew: The Moral Molecule Brian: Scam School Book 2! Paul: Walt Disney: The Triumph of the American Imagination

Spiro and The Fudge are back on the case! This time they have to solve a mystery involving a dead murderer who might have been killed by a vigilante. Will they be able to crack the grisly case? Or will Spiro be too busy full body tanning to find to the clues? Andrew proposes the merits of being swarmed by scorpions instead of spiders. Also, Armageddon is yelled about, the Department of Defense reveals they have two telescopes more powerful than the Hubble just lying around a warehouse somewhere and Game of Thrones has praise lavished upon it. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: • Conlangery Podcast • UGH Wear • PortConMaine 2012 Picks: Andrew: How To Build Your Own Spaceship Brian: Breaking Bad Justin: Game of Thrones Season Two

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. In a week when the boundaries of humanity’s role in space may have been redefined forever we also got the possible beginning of a zombie outbreak when a naked man was shot dead eating the face of another poor soul. Meanwhile, Andrew alerts the boys to the existence of a flesh eating bacteria that has claimed the limbs of a young Georgia woman. Also, Justin and Brian are told of a land where dinosaurs exist. After they were built by prison labor. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Hollywood Pharaohs just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: • Destination Jim • Wanderer’s Path Five free chapters available now! Picks: Andrew: Combat Lightsaber Brian: Wild Cards Justin: Skrull Kill Krew Tell

In a very special episode of Weird Things, Andrew and Justin race to Cape Canaveral, Florida to see history in making as SpaceX attempts to launch their Falcon 9 rocket carrying the Dragon capsule. After already driving six hours there and back only to have the launch scrubbed three days prior, can the boys handle another disappointment? Brian mans the controls from Austin as the WTP discusses all things SpaceX on the eve of their greatest achievement. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s BRAND NEW BOOK Angel Killer just click on the image below. Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: • Destination Jim • Copyright sucks • Wanderer’s Path Five free chapters available now! Picks: Andrew: Social Network Brian: Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Justin: Planet Hulk

Thriller writer Andrew Mayne presents free audiobooks and short stories of mystery and adventure. This episode features Payload, read by special guest Justin Robert Young. Tweet