TVD 06x02 | Enzo is the ultimate feminist. Caroline hurts some feelings. Elena finally forgets Damon. Brian imparts some incredible Comic Con deep cuts upon us. 

The skit we referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkCBi1Kla3s

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TVD 06x01 | AND WE'RE BACK! Someone looks like Idina Menzel but Brian's not sure who, Matt Donovan's a vampire racist, and Nina Dobrev had an insane time at Comic Con in 2014. 

Link to the HitFix interview we talk about extensively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3eQot05Z1w

Bee and Brian bring u the final wrap up of this season of Afterbite: Season 5 of The Vampire Diaries! This was easier than we thought, actually, once you discard all the really really bad episodes you're left with just a few golden nuggets of good good dorky teen tv. Nina Dobrev the real person deserves literally all the awards for this season, she's the only thing holding this ship together.

We're taking a bit of a break after this so we can recharge / Bee can move house again / Brian can get lost in the swamp and have time to find his way back / Jourdann can steal more library books.

We're finally here with our Originals season one wrap up episode! We  talk about how this might just be the best season of a tvdu show...  ever. We rank every episode, we ask "wait what was this episode about" like a million times, we have FUN!

TVD 5x22 | Jourdann forgot to watch the finale before we sat down to record this episode, and things really do not get better from there.  Damon's obnoxious but he's really making it work for him this episode I'm not gonna lie. Jeremy and Bonnie remain a top tier couple. What's  that? Oh my god it's Bamon coming in at the last second with a steel chair!

TO 1x22 | Brian is booboo the fool this week! Bee loses her mind, Hayley  loses her life, Klaus loses his house to the debt collectors. The whole  damn cast is acting like rent is due. It's a win all around!

TVD 5x21 | Listen, nobody is more surprised then me that I ended up actually liking  this episode. Join Bee and Brian as they talk buckets o' blood,  Caroline Forbes, and tumblr!

TO 1x21 | The whole gang is back and we have a banger episode for ya! Bee and Brian are terrified of a 90's children's cartoon, Jourdann is a library  thief, and we're all losing our minds just a little bit. Brian is Disney Georg who spends 10,000 hours every day thinking about Disney properties. he is an outlier adn should not have been counted

TVD 5x20 | Bee and Brian are breaking down hard this week. We talk about YASCAR,  the spiral mac and cheese being far superior, and Jeremy's inevitable  and eventual bisexuality.

Crack open a ceremonial V8 because we are BACK, BABES! Bee and Bri talk The Orignials, Brian's Christian Hymn Mashup of the Century, and that Klaus moment that Bee loves so much.

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