TO 0x15 | Bee's losing their voice, Brian is tying women to train tracks like an old-timey french-coded villain, Jourdann doesn't know basic geography. In The Originals Cami is delivering a verbal smack-down, Hayley is threatening an immoral witch with a shotgun, and Rebekah is having a no good, very bad day.

Stefan and Caroline co-parent the Mystic Falls gang. Bee unveils their twelve step plan for fixing Tyler Lockwood. Step 1: actually, genuinely, apologize to Caroline. Steps 2 - 11: ???? Step 12: Profit

We also talk about the life and legacy of Sarah Jones, who this episode of tvd is dedicated to. You can learn more about Sarah and safety initiatives made in her memory at safetyforsarah.com

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Seriously, did Celeste need to go through that many bodies? Rebekah is a little bit brutal. Klaus and Genevieve have some wild energy in the studio. Hayley hits a bitch with a shovel. Support us on patreon! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

This episode does its job and leaves so honestly? not half bad! Bee and Brian say like 4 complete sentences this entire hour, they were NOT on their A game. They didn't show up to WORK but this episode did.

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There's SOME sort of joke here, I'm SURE OF IT. We get playfully anti-catholic. Bee says the phrase "Iconographically Recognizable" like it's a real word and I'm still 90% sure it's not. This episode is a little scuffed but that's really just the Afterbite Way ™!

Bee and Jourdann have a good good time with a good bad episode. We actually like Damon for once? Trust me we're as confused by this as you are. Bee can't stop saying besties.

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Bee and Brian REALLY like The Originals this week! Papa Tunde is one of the best villains a TVDu show has ever had. I'm gonna be honest with you, dear listeners, I don't really have a witty description this week. I honestly don't think anyone reads these, so if you do, tweet us on twitter with the vampire emoji of your choice.

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The whole gang is back so you know this episode is gonna have entirely too much chaos. To honor the 100th episode of The Vampire Diaries we decide to dunk on it for about an hour and a half. Damon's not bad, Stefan's still the best, and Everybody Hates Katherine.

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Nothin' else to say other than that this episode is a banger through and through. This is our last episode for the year, we'll be back in January!

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Damon and Enzo are exes according to us, we’re doing what Julie Plec would NEVER. Katherine is the funniest character on this show. We learn some buck-wild stuff about the writer of this episode.

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