TVD 5x05 | Damon as Henry VIII is a little too on the nose for our tastes. Tyler swings for the fences with his new character arc and misses. Elena is faced with a mirror of herself and is like "woah was I this sad and annoying?" (the answer is yes of course she was that sad and annoying.) None of this episode makes any goddamn sense so I guess the description doesn't either. Enjoy!

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TO 1x05 | The episode of (Not As) Young Adult podcast that Bee was on is here! https://spoti.fi/3Copyhy 

Hey did you know that gay people started to exist in 2015? True fact, they didn’t exist before that! The girlies go on a road trip and we’re LOVING IT! (read in an annoying business voice) Just touching base with you on that whole massacre business, I wanted to make sure we were on the same page! Find us on twitter: @AfterbitePod and patreon! patreon.com/afterbite 

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TVD 5x04 | This week is a LOT to take in. Brotherly bonding, Stelena soulmates, Bonnie finally being Dead Dead, Matt and his terrible Eastern European accent, and to top it all off there’s a funeral. I can’t say that this episode didn’t make me cry, because it did, but I also can’t say this episode is a solid 10 out of 10, because it isn’t. All I know for sure is that Brett Matthews owes me financial compensation for putting me through this. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod Support us on patreon! patreon.com/afterbite

TO 1x04 | Bee and Brian are having a chill, business casual brunch with this episode of The Originals! Davina's a girlboss, Klaus is a manipulator, Leah Pipes is incredibly good at her job. It's our first 10 of the season! Wowza! You know the drill by now, patreon.com/afterbite , brightcrownmedia.com/shop , and twitter: @AfterbitePod 

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TVD 5x03 | Bee and Brian are on the wild wild TVD season 5 express and this train is running away faster than we can handle it. We talk how pretty Janina Gavankar is, how dramatic Qetsiyah is, and how gay Bee is. It’s a LOT. Patreon! patreon.com/afterbite Merch! brightcrownmedia.com/shop Twitter! @AfterbitePod ! New episodes every Friday!

TO 1x03 | Bee has some uninvited guests. Teen Sherlock Holmes is Britain's next top boy genius detective! We get genuinely emotional over Klaus. Bee breaks down magic better than Julie Plec ever could. New episodes every Friday (-ish)! Support us on patreon @ patreon.com/afterbite . Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod!

TVD 5x02 | We get a little NSFW in this episode, so apologies for that. It starts at about 24 minutes and ends at 28 minutes, skip over that if it’s not your jam! Bee fixes all of TVD. Brian’s loopy from cold medicine. It is certainly An Episode! Merch: brightcrownmedia.com/shop Patreon: patreon.com/afterbite Twitter: @AfterbitePod

New episodes every Friday!

TO 1x02 | Bee pronounces French words wrong, probably. This white savior storyline is… a lot. Jourdann isn’t mad, she’s just disappointed. Brian’s a corporate buffoon. We take a short little walk down to the Vampire Resources Department to get set up on payroll with our new best friend, Josh! New episodes every Friday! Support us on patreon.com/afterbite. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 5x01 | Hope you all had fun during your hot girl summer because we’re jumping RIGHT back into the thick of things with the season 5 premiere of the vampire diaries. It’s a little messy, and we only like about 60% of it, but hey! We’re back! Fun fact we recorded this episode BEFORE Lorde announced her new music so Jourdann is a psychic for that one. Matt gets pod people’d. Rebekah’s a bi icon. Hayley Kiyoko is here for some reason. Follow us on twitter: @AferbitePod and subscribe to our patreon for early episodes and bonus content! patreon.com/afterbite

TO 1x01 | Brian and Bee are the only ones in the metaphorical Afterbite studio this week so welcome to The B-Team special edition of Afterbite! We chat about the Originals, New Orleans, and how much we love every dang character we come across, even the bad guys. Support us at patreon.com/afterbite and by following us on Twitter: @AfterbitePod. New episodes every Friday!