We're announcing a new podcast on our network, AND a call for titles! Welcome to Up on Your Goat Productions!!!

We're back, good listeners, but don't worry we are shorter this time around.

We're wrapping up Marion Zimmer Bradley's The Mists of Avalon and it's ... well we make our own fun.

Next up: Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #10 Wrong Kind of Girl

Content Note:

Incest, rape, godbothering

Not gonna lie, friends, this is a long one. But it is a very long book. Filled with nonsense. Strap in and get your early neo-pagan groove on with us!

Next up: MISTS OF AVALON PART 2 (but don't worry, it's shorter)

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Sexual and physical abuse, abortion laws, consent

Friends! It's time to enjoy a rousing discussion of basically anything BUT Tamora Pierce's In the Hand of the Goddess. Enjoy how Karen is entirely wrong about GoT, thrill to a conversation about furniture, wait for us to get to the book. Where we learn that there are entirely too many lesbians running around in fantasy and SF. Sure.

Next up: MISTS OF AVALON DOUBLEHEADER WHAT WHAT

CN: Sexual assault, nonsense.

Let's revisit a book from 1987! About the deep sea! And codes! And shrimp! It's Michael Crichton's Sphere, and we might even identify a few plot holes. Enjoy!

Next up: Tamora Pierce's In the Hand of the Goddess

CN:Racism, sexism, probably some pretty bad science.

Once again we gather, huddled around our phones for a wild ride with Kristin and Karen!

We're reading Susan Cooper's Over Sea, Under Stone (#1 in the Dark Is Rising Sequence) and talking about research, pemmican, Arthurian legend, and world lake depths. Thrilling. We also tease you about some upcoming projects!

Next episode: Michael Crichton's Sphere !!

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Whitewashing of indigenous peoples' histories

Hello good listeners! We're back with a classic! Barthe DeClements' Nothing's Fair in Fifth Grade. A book that has a Library of Congress description that includes "serious home problems." We discuss fat phobia, the feral children of the 70s, and Karen advocates for a full hex on the patriarchy. GET YOUR OWN DAMN COOKIES!

Next up: Susan Cooper's Over Sea, Under Stone (Book 1 in the Dark is Rising sequence).

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Abuse, fatphobia, neglect, ranting

At last, Caroline Cooney's The Face on the Milk Carton. The classic feel-good tale about kidnapping, lying, and naming your children Denim and Lace.

We talk cryogenics, babies Jessica, and appropriate tailgate foods.

Next up: Barthe DeClements' Nothing's Fair in Fifth Grade

Content Note:

Child abduction, cults

Here it is, friends: Lois Duncan's Stranger with my Face. We talk adoption, therapy, astral projection, reproductive rights. And this podcast takes a bold stance against drugs for teenagers.

Kristin was talking about a Decoder Ring podcast and this Family Fun Pack.

Next up: Caroline Cooney's The Face on the Milk Carton.

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Adoption barriers,

We were surprised to find out there was a Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase movie coming out (this Friday, what?) and so we're surprising you with a quick special!

What. Is. This. Book. Who. Are. These. People.

Keep your eyes out for our regular episode this week, STRANGER WITH MY FACE by Lois Duncan. (Where's our teen movie version of that!)