Agent Confidential

While the rest of America carved turkey, Jim-meh carved up the coaching carousel. From mystery flights to boosters in full panic mode.

Episode 5 breaks down who’s getting extended, who’s getting fired, and who’s quietly packing a go-bag.

Happy Thanksgiving from the eye of the storm.

Rivalry Week always separates the contenders from the pretenders — and the calm operators from the panicked, paper-shuffling disasters. In Episode 4 of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the weekend’s biggest whiners, losers, excuse-makers, meltdown artists, and fan-base catastrophes.

And yes — Lane Kiffin makes an appearance. Whether he’s coaching, negotiating, or simply “not thinking about anything different than that,” the Lane Train’s latest round of silence, sidesteps, and strategic chaos gets the full Agent Confidential treatment.

From coaches hiding behind clichés… to programs smashing every panic button in the building… to athletic directors rewriting their talking points mid-sentence, no one escapes the evaluation desk this week.

It’s sharp, fast, satirical, and brutally honest — exactly what Rivalry Week deserves.

If you enjoy inside-college-football humor, contract chaos, or just watching the sport’s wildest personalities unravel in real time, this episode is your new favorite listen.

In this Week 12 "Agent Confidential" briefing, Faux Jimmy Sexton sorts through the wreckage of another chaotic Saturday across college football.

Alabama rebounds after the Oklahoma loss, Tennessee rips out Florida's soul, Vanderbilt destroys Kentucky, and the Lincoln Riley frustration tour rolls on, and Lane Kiffin does.....well, Lane Kiffin things.

It's paperwork, panic buttons, burner phones, buyout math, and pure SEC theater-all in under 10 minutes.

Rivalry Week is here. Buckle up.

Faux Jimmy Sexton returns with four minutes of pure SEC mayhem. Boosters leaking nonsense from Chick-Fil-A, ADs hiding in airports, Kiffin sending mysterious dashboard alerts; and Jimmy pretending to be asleep while rumors ignite like a Dollar General firework.

If you want insider chaos, buyout forecasts, and a confession or two...you're in the right place.

Remember - the buyout is guaranteed. The truth? Not so much.

In this debut briefing, Faux Jimmy breaks down the evolving Lane Kiffin storyline the way only an “agent” can — calmly, strategically, and with a firm grasp on what’s real versus what’s noise.

From leverage plays to booster pressure to the subtle signals no one else notices, Episode 1 sets the tone for Agent Confidential: insight over hype, perspective over panic, and a wink at how the carousel really works behind the scenes.