We finally get a long-awaited piece of sweet sweet action, and we finally get a long awaited piece of a meeting that leads to devious conversation with dramatic declarations. Some other stuff happened too, mostly consisting of Cersei learning that Sparrow jail has nothing in common with the cushiness of Orange is the New Black, Sansa showing no compassion for rando farmboys, and Arya doing something the payoff of which probably won't happen until Season 17, but no one cares about any of this because Walkers. 

Things discussed: Gladiator Bootleg; Boobie McGee, "That Girl is Poison," Cersi's comeupance; Sam Gets Some; Natural Causes, Ghost!; Venizen Leftovers; Stanis is the Man-is; Master Plans and Corkscrews; and Why You Should Leave Us a Comment.

Are there sharks in Westeros? This episode brought us a fight scene so campy it made the A Team look like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and dashed the Agents' high expectations of the Sand Snakes's badassery. The agents discuss the controversial last scene, and debate the question, 'Is Sansa playing the long, long game, or is she another victim of bad writing?" And much much more, just to be able to include a phrase we can thank the English language for: "The dwarf lives until we find a c*ck merchant."

What happens at Con -- ends up on the internet and talked about it in this ep! For this episode, Agent Jackson of Operation Cubicle Podcast and Shareefjackson.com joins us to talk conventions of all kinds. Come for the crazy con stories (bodily harm! Jason Momoa!), stay for our Absurd and Totally Unrealistic Cosplay Contest! 

This week on AoH at the Movies Malik gets a sneak peek at Mad Max Fury Road.  Without spoiling the film Malik gives us some insight to the "plot" and  Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron's performances.  Also, we discuss how Hardy's Max compares to Mel Gibson's portrayal.  When your at the movies this weekend should you see Mad Max or Avengers?  Tune in to find out!

Grey Worm confesses his love for Missandei.  Jon Snow attempts to form an alliance with the Wildlings.  How does Daenerys' dragons like their humans; bbq'd and torn apart or just bbq'd?  Sansa and Theon reunite.  Oh the JOY!  But, the Boltons are still heartless jerks.  Finally Tyrion sees a dragon and stone people are bad!  Want to hear more about the Game of Thrones?  Tune in!

Game of Thrones: Sons of the Harpy proves to be the episode of zealots. We see the Sparrows, Sons of Harpy, Sand Snakes and Melisandre get all agro and pushy. The more level-headed players continue to be level-headed. Tommen says no to bloodshed, Jon says no to sexy time, Daenerys says no to some harmless fighting to the death, Doran says no to war.  But you know all of them are just putting of the enivitable. The agents dive into all of that in this episode of the Weekly Update: Game of Thrones!

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron blasted its way into theaters Friday and the agents are all over it. This episode is all about Avengers and we're hitting all the major talking points in no particular order (SPOILER ALERT):

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we're doing it all in two minutes! Well, each topic gets two minutes. So join us for a fast-paced geek-fest as we deep-dive into Age of Ultron!

Hot Tub Time Machines, DeLoreans, Guardians of Forever, phonebooths, TARDIS (or is it TARDI?) or Ellen Page rubbing on your forehead... Whatever your vehicle of choice, hop in it and come along for a ride through the eons. We're going back into the past and then into the future and making a few stops along the way. No fate, but what you make, or is it all already written? Can we change the past for the better or will we just Butterfly Effect it all up? Find out on this exciting episode of the Agents of H.E.L.M. 

Cherries, Heads, and Khaleesi prostitutes! We take you through "The High Sparrow". Margaery pushes Tommen to send Cersei Lannister to Casterly Rock, the Florida of Westeros apparently, after a few nights of straight lovin'. Sansa finds out she is being married off to Ramsay Bolton, aka "bait and tackle the for real game", and Brienne resolves to train Podrick the squire in the knightly arts so they can go on a roaring rampage of revenge on Moat Cailin. Arya learns the art of detachment--sorta, and Tyrion gets captured by an old face with ambiguous loyalties who may or may not have been banging a prostitute dressed like the Mother of Dragons. Up in Castle Black, all that was old is new again as another Stark beheads an insubordinate minion in the name of justice.