We recap our trip to Chicago. Dylan's only relationship ever. Chicago plans. And ass-shaving buddies.

Who do you have in a fight, Zach, or literally anyone in the UFC? How much money would you take to get your arm chopped off and then surgically reattached? 

We tell stories about awkward conversations with co-workers. We go in-depth about a terrible thing a mom in Pennsylvania did. And how G-Eazy has no male adult fans.

We talk about the pineapple trick, and also what do Bear Grylls cameramen do when he's doing this insane stuff?

New segment viewer questions. Dylan and Zach talk about their TV show ideas and their upcoming trip to Chicago. 

We ran out of ideas this week, so we just tell true stories that are more sad than funny, but we're so emotionally damaged we think it's ok.

We calculate meat miles and make fun of Dylan for not knowing what a loving embrace feels like. 

We dive into our sorrows following the Chiefs' loss in the Super Bowl. And for the first time, we have a guest, and he sucks! So go ahead and listen to quite possibly the worst episode of Aggressively Average yet.

We talk about our elementary school days, as well as how we want our funerals to go. To cap it off, a never before heard table read of quite possibly the greatest work of art our generation has heard, Urban Keith.

We wander further into the world of averageism. A new segment, Poetry in Motion, is introduced. And making a resounding comeback, Am I Gay?