Aggressively Average's Podcast

The three best friends that anybody could have are back again! We talk about what we were like in high school and our glow ups. Size does matter, and the pee flap in men’s underwear is weird. Our first kisses were all awkward. Listen to us ramble about nonsense for the fourteenth time!

The boys talk about hot leaf juice, what store bought ranch is the best, the greatest cartoons, Chase serenades us with some jokes and Sharpe is an outright spaz. Oh, and we have a new segment.  

This is episode twelve, but we don’t fuck with cops so... Sharpe, Carp, and Chase talk about Thanksgiving and what it means to us, mainly critiquing various dishes. Somehow we get on the topic of roller rinks. Would Carp rather be penis-less or watch Aspen get killed in front of him?

The trio of degenerates are back and better than ever. What’s actually in 1000 Island dressing? Ranch in the midwest and what it means to us Hoosiers. Is it feminine to sit down to pee? We also discuss our categories of gay men that we would identify as. Is Carp feminine for using four products every time he showers, or is Sharpe gross for only using two?

Sharpe, Carp, and Chase are back after a slight hiatus. What is “being 911’d?” Just catching up after weeks of being sad boys. 

The Three Amigos come back, a couple days late, with another forty-seven minute roller coaster of complete and utter nonsense. We talk about what Bro Code means to us. Our weekly "Would You Rather" was picking between a mouth full of ketchup or a mouth full of jager. We also have a special guest appearance! 

The Beanbag Boys come back with our humor by popular demand. Tim Tebow, “would you rather be in a coma for 10 years and live without shoes and socks for 10 years?”, 90s things, lyric criticisms, and much more!

“What Cookie Are You?” catching up about the weddings we went to, Colorado trip for Carp and Chase, a bad date story, and the Sweet Chin Music moment of the week!

The trio discusses sweet chin music’ing celebrities, what we hate in bed, our dating profiles, swearing at children, and the would you rather of the week? Oral sex or cheese...

Sharpe, Chase, and Carp talk about bathroom right and wrongs, eye contact during oral sex scares Chase, who we think is a bad lay in Hollywood (but also good lays), how no one gets laid for posting WarZone wins, and Batman being sexualized.