Why didn’t somebody interview me for the biography of Philip Roth?

My father said I needed to learn to type, in case I couldn’t find a husband. So I became a writer.

My seventh grade sex education class didn't cover everything.

Tracking down my dad’s former sweetheart may not be a great idea.

 Diaries my father should not have kept - or saved – but I’m glad he did.

Lusty is back, and she’s running for mayor of Albuquerque.

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Just when I think I know everything, I find out I don’t.

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Once again my mother is doomed to disappointment.

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

Those naked baby pictures start a trend for photos without clothes.

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.

From the time I’m sixteen, the car plays a key role in my sex life.

Humorist Carolyn Meyer riffs on dating younger men, attending sex ed classes, shopping for underwear, buying condoms, finding her father’s diaries, dealing with her hypercritical mother, writing her own obituary...and other misadventures of an intrepid silver-haired woman.

You can read this and other stories on my blog at FunnyCarolyn.com.