Aging & Raging

Snip snip and we ain’t takin bangs! This week’s episode is all about.... Vasectomies! One of the Nursing & Cursing husbands is gettin fixed-listen in and find out which one. Does your partner have one? Do you wish he did? Or wish he didn’t :/ Know anyone with a vasectomy baby? And do they *really* tell the guys to ice their balls and take two full days of rest?? we are real suspicious. 🧐

Would you rather have someone read your mind or scroll your feed? Or is it the same thing ? And why are our feeds all about sagging skin and end -of -life care ? wtf. This week we talk about who the Internet thinks we are :  broke ass hags destined to die alone.

Welcome back babes! put down that protein bar and join us as we sing along to some fave songs that just hit different these days. Whether you’re chasing waterfalls, trying to make someone love you, or realizing that you’re in the emotional death spiral of middle age that Stevie Knicks tried to warn you about, some jams just hurt harder these days.

You know how having kids makes you feel like you have lost control of everything? Your home. Your time. Your body. Your money. Your bowels and bladder. Wait?! What. Yes this week’s episode is all about we can’t hold it anymore. We’re losing our shit. No, literally. Welcome to Shart Week. Your underwear’s not safe.

Hey babes, tired of living on cold leftover  nuggets and warm cheese sticks ? So was our friend and nutritionist Maggie Slavonic. After she had kids, Maggie came to the same realization you probably did: she felt like shit. This week, Maggie joins us and tells us about her product: Mom Snacks-food designed for the mamas that make the world go round.  As moms who can never get even out best ideas out of the chat, we we were hungry for this one 😉

Just when you thought your clubbing days were behind you. Grab your ID and meet us at Costco. This week we talk about what Costco means to us. We ran in for paper towels and we left with $600 of off- brand sweat pants and butter. Are we doing this right ? Turns out some of us are doing it better than others. Obvs.

this week we’re grieving (and celebrating) together as our own heads off to college. we’re left teary-eyed, proud, and a little lost. From packing the car to holding back sobs, we talk about what it means when one of our kids leave the nest. We also talk alternative uses for garlic to lighten the mood.

Moms!!! It’s that time of year yet again. Back to school!! No matter how many times we have done this, there are some lessons we just can’t learn. Listen up as we discuss the only afterschool club we ever joined :the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. And when it comes to this week’s fails : we sure got class.

WTF is with the doc telling you and your man that you can go all the way at 6 weeks?? What a dick. Listen up as we talk sex after childbirth.