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In this EPIC 13th episode, AGP teams up with the producers of CSI (not really) to bring you the most daring, out of control, totally confusing storyline ever brought together on film. Actually its digital, so we didn’t use film. Nonetheless, it is pretty cool.

George falls under a horrific illness, but despite his attempts to get Brian’s attention, he’s completely ignored… to George’s eventual demise.

After 3 long, painful attempts, Ass Gas Productions presents its very first greenscreen video. We at AGP have tried time and time again to perfect the art of chromakey and finally…well…actually, we are no where near it. BUT STILL! So we bring you the most informative, non-partisan newscast in the world, AGP 69.

The almighty power of the giant mast allures all to succumb to its enormous size and omniscient intelligence. Disobedience is an impossibility. All who come will learn and grow both spiritually and in their pants. Whether at the beach, at the Douglass Fudge pavilion thingy, or any place within the northeastern United States (some of Canada too, maybe), the giant lightning rod will always prevail. By the way, has anyone seen my toe clippings? I think I lost them in the sand. If you find them, call a Poison Control Center.

A naked man runs through the (James) woods with a strap on dildo glued to his forehead… or maybe not.

Brian stars in a parody of the infamous Slap Chop commercial. But wait…you also will receive a Graty. 100% free! Call now!

At some point, the old must be destroyed and the new given land to grow. Our old camera no longer has the strength (in its hips) to carry on the duties of making these videos. So we lay him to rest. But now a new generation has come to reign over the Ass Gas world. It is smoother, sexier, and sleezier. The era of JVC Everio has come. Take notice, bitches.

Once upon a time there was two brothers, destined for glory and happiness. They were to be knighted by the Queen, given honorary degrees by Harvard, granted scholarships by The National Society of Child Watchers, and butt-banged by Tom Cruise. But one autumn night, these two boys broke their sacred path by creating a disgusting, totally unfunny channel on Youtube. And so they have come, yet to realize the error of their ways, to bring everyone Ass Gas Production’s unfathomable10th episode.

There has never been a time like now for randomness. Despite the debt, despite the foreclosures, despite the sad excuse for a video description, Ass Gas Productions has used their mighty abilities to form a video of insane proportions. No longer must you wallow in sadness and filth. No longer must you sit idly by as the UPS man fondles your wife. NOW is the time for madness. NOW is the time for verbal diarrhea . NOW is the time for…RANDOM…PHANTOM RANDOM!