Ahh! Real Films

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they dive into a shame spiral and each discuss three famous horror FILMS that they had somehow never seen. We also discuss what makes a film a classic, what classics we love and, controversially, which classics miss the mark for us. It gets ugly folks. Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

Also, be sure to check out NAMEKIAN SILK, the composer of our new theme song, on Twitter at @NAMEKIANSILK and on Instagram @namekiansilk, where you can check out his new single "Boba Tea"!! Huge thank you to him for the great work he did for us.

If you want to support Demonhuntr in their crowdfunding campaign, visit their page on Seed and Spark at: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/demonhuntr. 

And don't forget to follow them on social media, on Twitter and Facebook @demonhuntrshow! 

ENTER OUR GIVEAWAY! You have until July 18 to do either or both of the following, each of which will give you one entry into our giveaway for the Arrow release of Pulse (Kairo, 2001), for a total of two entries per person: LIKE and COMMENT on our post about the giveaway on Instagram OR LIKE and RETWEET our post on Twitter; leave us a REVIEW on the Apple podcast app! We will announce the winner on July 18’s episode. Good luck germs!

Films discussed: Six famous horror films we missed..., Noroi: the Curse (2005), Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), the Canal (2014), They Come Knocking ("Into the Dark" series, 2019). TV shows discussed: Black Mirror ("Striking Vipers"). YouTube channels discussed: Dead Meat ("Kill Count" series). Books discussed: The Vegetarian (Han King)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Thank you for joining us again for another bonus review, where we review new releases from 2019. This time, special guest host and Creative Director (totally made up title, please nobody tell her...) Chanel joins Curtis to discuss controversial remake/re-imagining, Child's Play, which just released last Friday. Was the film an un-doll-niable success or a toy-tal disaster? Give a listen and find out what we think! And please remember to connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing or if you have a request for a future release you'd like us to cover: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Today we bring you a special episode where we sit down with Tim O'Leary (director, writer) and Zach Nycum (producer, writer) of the horror web series currently in production, Demonhuntr! Demonhuntr is a show where a group of queer super-powered friends who create an app in which people can hire them to kill demons. In our interview with Tim and Zach, we discuss the origins of Demonhuntr, LGBTQIA+ inclusivity (or lack thereof) in the horror genre, and how they came up with the name "Demonhuntr" (hint: think of your favorite dating app...). We are so honored to be able to talk with Tim and Zach and to promote a project that is inclusive and that puts POC and LGBTQIA+ individuals front and center. 

If you want to support Demonhuntr in their crowdfunding campaign, visit their page on Seed and Spark at: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/demonhuntr. 

And don't forget to follow them on social media, on Twitter and Facebook @demonhuntrshow! 

NOTE: We apologize for the sound issues in this episode. We recorded the interview over Skype so there is a little lag and some occasional sound drop-out. Taylor and Curtis may be millennials but they are terrible nonetheless when it comes do being remotely competent at harnessing the power of technology! 

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis in discussing one of the more disgusting genres of horror--body horror. We explore both disgusting bodies (see James Woods) and disgusting people (see James Woods) in our discussion of Videodrome as well as discussing one of the more infamous and talked-about horror films of the past decade - the incomparable and downright disgusting Human Centipede. How many more times can I say the word "disgusting"? Find out on this episode! Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! 

Also, be sure to check out NAMEKIAN SILK, the composer of our new theme song, on Twitter at @NAMEKIANSILK and on Instagram at namekiansilk, where you can check out his new single "Boba Tea"!! Huge thank you to him for the great work he did for us.

Films discussed: The Human Centipede (2009), Videodrome (1983), The Fly (1986), Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019), Detective Pikachu (2019), John Wick 3 (2019), Clovehitch Killer (2018), The Perfection (2019), John Wick 3 (2019), John Wick 3 (2019) (look...there's a lot of Wick talk)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Thank you for joining Taylor & Curtis for another bonus review, where we review new releases from 2019. This time, we overview and provide a brief, spoiler-free review of Ma, the new Blumhouse release starring Octavia Spencer and directed by Tate Taylor (also the director of, um... The Help? Am I reading this right?!). Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing or if you have a request for a future release you'd like us to cover: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis in p-p-p-poppin bottles (of champagne or kombucha we don't judge) as they celebrate their 20th episode, over 1,000 listens, and some of the most fucked up films of all time. That's right--we're discussing the New French Extremity movement and we're talking social movements, the fall of the Soviet Union, and what the best French nickname is. And don't worry--when we dive into our recently watched...we've brought the Slenderman Scale back. Merci à tous ceux qui écoutent--et voici beaucoup d'autres! Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Films discussed: Frontier(s)/Frontière(s) (2007); Them/Ils (2007); High Tension/Haute Tension (2003); Joe Bob Briggs with Society (1989) and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986); The Perfection (2019)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they discuss films featuring the kookiest and kraziest kreatures around ... killer klowns! We discuss the age old question - just why are clowns (ehrm, klowns) so dang scary?! - before we go into our two features featuring some of the most ferocious killer klowns in all of cinema. We also read an email from a very special listener... who may or may not have at one time starred in the hit film Season of the Witch.  WARNING: this episode contains spoilers (as usual tbh). Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Films discussed: Gacy (2003), Terrifier (2016), Into the Dark (TV Series), The Hole in the Ground (2019), Castle Freak (1995), Joe Bob's Last Drive-In Show (TV Series)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they discuss films based on the works of the King of Horror himself, Stephen King. We get into a brief history of his work and themes in his stories before diving into two "stuck in the bed" horror films. We also introduce the Slenderman scale for bad movies--we think this is a winner.  WARNING: this episode contains spoilers (as usual tbh). Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Films discussed: Gerald's Game (2017), Misery (1990), The Curse of La Llorona (2019), Mercy Black (2019), Braid (2019)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they discuss Japanese films from the early 2000s. Just a teaser: everyone has amazing hair and knowing too much about the Internet is NOT COOL. WARNING: The films discussed in this episode cover topics including suicidal ideation, and suicide. Listener discretion is advised. ANOTHER WARNING: This episode contains spoilers (as usual tbh). Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time! 

Films discussed: Kairo (Pulse; 2001), Dark Water (2002), The Theta Girl (2016)

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Thank you for joining Taylor & Curtis for a very special episode--our overview and brief, spoiler-free review of the Pet Sematary remake. Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time!